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Brad 'granted joint custody of kids' with Angelina after nasty court trial

BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly been awarded joint custody of their five kids. The decision comes after the Hollywood exes have been duking it out in a nasty custody battle over the la…

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Huge W for Brad and divorced dads everywhere. These bitches be crazy.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Never have kids with crazy people.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Thank god

 

[teezzy]

I'd pay money to call Angelina Jolie 'mommy'

 

[AJUMP23]

I have some friends going through a divorce right now and the wife doesn't want to share custody. It is bonkers to me. Took 2 to make them, be glad the dad wants to be involved.

 

[highrider]

It’s not a victory when a father gets joint custody of his kids. The fact anyone thinks it is shows just how low fathers are thought of in the west.

 

[AJUMP23]

I'd pay money to call Angelina Jolie 'mommy'

Prepare to hear from her Lawyers.


She is probably crazy enough to let you.

 

[Ownage]

She's BPD - borderline personality disorder. Win at all costs, discredit the referees (judge, in this example) and demand a new match (trial). Judge saw this, awarded Pitt joint custody. The kids will need decades of therapy, if they ever realize what they've gone through. Best of luck.

Despite the sealed court records, the actions sufficiently demonstrate her mental state and behavior. Wanting Angelina? Buyer beware.

 

[HoodWinked]

just came to mind why full custody is sought so aggressively then thought it must be about money. Does full custody mean you get a larger share of child support?

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Does full custody mean you get a larger share of child support?

Usually

 

[teezzy]

She could take my life any day

 

[SJRB]

[who cares, lol]

 

[Mossybrew]

FIVE YEAR custody battle? Jesus Christ what a nightmare.

 

[llien]

It’s not a victory when a father gets joint custody of his kids. The fact anyone thinks it is shows just how low fathers are thought of in the west.

It is more about established practice, than anything else.
The problem is universal though and some countries even have political movements started by divorced men who ran into such issues.

It's not even that yet.
She will appeal on the "wasn't granted fair trial" bases, attacking the judge.

 

[teezzy]

Imagine being blessed with the genes of both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

 

[poodaddy]

I have some friends going through a divorce right now and the wife doesn't want to share custody. It is bonkers to me. Took 2 to make them, be glad the dad wants to be involved.

Exact same thing with my buddy, only his wife literally left the state with his two boys and his girl, and she holds contact with them hostage. If she's pissed at him, he doesn't get to hear his children's voices or see their face that week.

I won't say what I would do that horrible fucking cu-.......person. You don't keep someone from their kids. Period.

 

[GHG]

Imagine being blessed with the genes of both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

If you're one of the kids it's a dice roll as to whether you have the genes or not...

Exact same thing with my buddy, only his wife literally left the state with his two boys and his girl, and she holds contact with them hostage. If she's pissed at him, he doesn't get to hear his children's voices or see their face that week.

I won't say what I would do that horrible fucking cu-.......person. You don't keep someone from their kids. Period.

The irony is that they do all that and then she'll be complaining about how hard it is being a single mum and having to raise the kids all on her own.

They do it for no reason other than to be spiteful and then when the reality hits home they complain non-stop about it.

 

[BouncyFrag]

Time for a Billy Bob Thornton/Brad Pitt tell all documentary.

 

[Cravis]

Imagine being blessed with the genes of both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Half of them are adopted. So they get none of the (possibly?) good genes and all the mental baggage. Then again mental illness is hereditary so they might have dodged some bullets there.

 

[Nester99]

Billy Bob is the clear winner. Look at all the crazy he avoided while still getting his fill.

 

[Pagusas]

She's BPD - borderline personality disorder. Win at all costs, discredit the referees (judge, in this example) and demand a new match (trial). Judge saw this, awarded Pitt joint custody. The kids will need decades of therapy, if they ever realize what they've gone through. Best of luck.

Despite the sealed court records, the actions sufficiently demonstrate her mental state and behavior. Wanting Angelina? Buyer beware.

So is this like first hand experience, or tabloid exerts?

 

[teezzy]

I'd let her shit in my bed

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Billy Bob is the clear winner. Look at all the crazy he avoided while still getting his fill.

In her prime no less. What a hero

 

[mansoor1980]

Billy Bob is the clear winner. Look at all the crazy he avoided while still getting his fill.

 

[Vicetrailia]

just came to mind why full custody is sought so aggressively then thought it must be about money. Does full custody mean you get a larger share of child support?

Usually overnight stays drives child support

 

[Maiden Voyage]

FIVE YEAR custody battle? Jesus Christ what a nightmare.

Meanwhile, the lawyers

 

[Taxexemption]

Usually overnight stays drives child support

To explain this further for anyone that's confused. Child support is calculated based on the number of nights the parent has them. So, if you have the kids on weekends you pay 5/7 child support instead of 7/7 child support. I think the fight is often more about the emotional abuse involved. If you can see your children 2 days a week, you might be cool with the situation. If you literally had to beg your ex to see them on any given occasion, that gives her a lot of power. I think money is a factor in these arguments/disagreements, but I think it's just as much a factor that sole custody over the kids is a big deal. Imagine if you had kids and you never got to see them even though you wanted to, that would hurt.

 

[epicnemesis]

Imagine if you had kids and you never got to see them even though you wanted to, that would hurt.

That’s what hitmen are for.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Since people are bringing up my boy Billy Bob, can we take a minute to appreciate what a good actor that dude is?

 

[INC]

He worked the daddy issue angle like a pro

 

[MrS]

Since people are bringing up my boy Billy Bob, can we take a minute to appreciate what a good actor that dude is?

Incredible in Monster's Ball

 

[mansoor1980]

He worked the daddy issue angle like a pro

 

[EviLore]

She’s BPD? Welp, he’s screwed for life.

 

[highrider]

It is more about established practice, than anything else.
The problem is universal though and some countries even have political movements started by divorced men who ran into such issues.

It's not even that yet.
She will appeal on the "wasn't granted fair trial" bases, attacking the judge.

Yeah upon rereading I came across a bit dickish there, it’s just a sore subject for me

 

[Lone Wolf]

Never have kids with crazy people.

Impossible if you are attracted to women.

 

[sol_bad]

Why is Angelina considered crazy?

 

[InverseAgonist]

Since people are bringing up my boy Billy Bob, can we take a minute to appreciate what a good actor that dude is?

Agreed, Bad Santa is a national treasure.

 

[Rest]

Jolie always gives me the creeps, but old Willie Rob never gives off creepy vibes, even though he's just as creepy as she is.

 

[mansoor1980]

Why is Angelina considered crazy?

 

[Azelover]

She's a Gemini. I used to have wet dreams..maybe I'd better shut up.

 

[Rest]

Why is Angelina considered crazy?

Could be because she's a nutcase.

 

[nush]

I've heard first hand accounts of ex wifes getting custody of the kids and then as soon as child support is no longer needed to be paid because the kids reached 18 its, "Well, I've looked after them for 18 years now it's your (The dads) turn".

 

[CrankyJay™]

She legit sounded mad the judge wouldn’t hear the kids testify, as if they were coached or something.

 

[nush]

She legit sounded mad the judge wouldn’t hear the kids testify, as if they were coached or something.

Of course they were.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Could be because she's a nutcase.

thats actually quite depressing

 

[*Nightwing]

Crypt keeper billy bob rolling over in his grave laughing away... he got the best years of the crazy pussy and ain’t attached to her till his kids are 18 like poor brad... they call this winning?

 

[mortal]

Never have kids with crazy people.

Impossible if you are attracted to women.

Billy Bob is the clear winner. Look at all the crazy he avoided while still getting his fill.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Could be because she's a nutcase.

Christ on a bike. That's one crazy pussy. A nice pussy but a crazy one nonetheless.

What was Brad thinking?

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Nuke Hollywood from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

 

[GHG]

Could be because she's a nutcase.

She hired a hitman, to kill... herself?