Mine involves a counter-clockwise swirl.
You don't just steal someone else's move!
Mine involves a counter-clockwise swirl.
it happens all sorts of ways. Picking her up and just throwing her onto the bed is a pretty good start. Making a really good diner for her also a great wayOr you know just straight telling or asking for it.
No wonder you're cranky, Jay.Fuck you....
Once a month...last time I tried to hold out so she would initiate and I went 2 months before I caved.
Not to derail, but how often do you guys have sex? For me, it averages about twice a week. Married.
Not to derail, but how often do you guys have sex? For me, it averages about twice a week. Married.
I'll repost my question for the new page.
97 Damn I'm old.
tell me what u wantd
what u rly rly wantd
gud smel
No wonder you're cranky, Jay.
I'm really curious about the end. I always have some sort of improvised cumrag around for when I'm ready. I haven't been lucky enough to be with many women who want it on their body, but I've also been lucky enough to be in longer relationships so I always came inside. but it has to come back out and I hate it on my bed. So I just put her on a towel I had nearby or t shirt or blanket or whatever and let it drip onto that. What do other people do? I feel like its weird to do what I do here. You all just let it flow out and then change your sheets? still stains the mattress that way..
this all goes out the window after 7 shots sadly
How do you put in work?
Been thinking about sex all day and I got to thinking.. I wonder how other people initiate/end sex? You can only ever see what you do right? How do you change the mood from hanging out to horny? How do you get her to the point where she opens up and lets you dive in? At what point does he get turned on by you enough and decide to lay you down? And at the end how do y'all keep your stuff clean?
I know it shouldn't be the identical all the time but everyone has patterns that work. Here's my routine
Ignoring whats happened in the past couple minutes or hours or whatever, whenever I want to change the mood I begin to take long pauses in between her comments and questions. In between comments so she wonders what I'm thinking and in between questions so she starts to make more eye contact while waiting for a response.
I'll be sure to strengthen bass in my voice a bit more than usual, and I'll slow down my responses a bit..it feels like the rumble of bass echoes into her.
I'll start to speak more forcefully, personally, and interact more directly. For example, should she ask, "you know what I wanted earlier today?" my response isn't, "what?" My response is (remembering to pause for 1/2 - 1.5 seconds) "tell me what you wanted" with direct eye contact and stroking the bass.
Once I notice that she is having trouble continuing normal conversations (not stuttering, but its clear that I'm inside her mind is she is thinking about it-this is plain and obvious) I'll figure out some compliment to bring her my way. "Is that the perfume you bought last week? Come here....gud smel... wow...such scent. "
/touching /kissing /eye contact /seduction
Put on music and I always dive in first. only because women take so much more more to get ready. Theres no routine during however.
I'm really curious about the end. I always have some sort of improvised cumrag around for when I'm ready. I haven't been lucky enough to be with many women who want it on their body, but I've also been lucky enough to be in longer relationships so I always came inside. but it has to come back out and I hate it on my bed. So I just put her on a towel I had nearby or t shirt or blanket or whatever and let it drip onto that. What do other people do? I feel like its weird to do what I do here. You all just let it flow out and then change your sheets? still stains the mattress that way..
this all goes out the window after 7 shots sadly
How do you put in work?
"Baby's asleep, wanna fuck?"
"Shit yeah!"
*fuck*
*finish*
"Goddamn that was awesome."
*cleanup in the bathroom and she has to pee because bladder infections*
"Wanna snuggle on the couch and watch TV?"
"Shit yeah!"
The spoken lines can be said be either one of us. Married sex is simple sex and best sex.
8 month old. She goes to bed around 8-8:30 and stays asleep until 7ish the next morning. We pretty much won the baby lottery as far as sleep patterns go.Let me guess, you also have a 2.5 year old? Because I could have posted this verbatim myself.
My wife is a pretty horny person in general and she reads a lot of erotica too, so that helps. I'm also pretty affectionate towards her (not saying you aren't). At this point it's a reflex to start massaging her feet, legs, back and sometimes other stuff if they are within reach. Chicks love massages.What's your secret? Baby wipes out my wife (yes, I do help with baby) and she's just not interested.
Routine?
When it becomes routine, you're doing it wrong.
I dont know if this is a joke thread so im not going to go into detail. I will say this though. No man has every gone wrong with soft kisses on the neck, followed by a blast of cool air on the now moist skin.
I do that a little lower than the neck...
"Come here....gud smel... wow...such scent. "
And then anal.
That comes later. Im just talking about getting her in the mood.
8 month old. She goes to bed around 8-8:30 and stays asleep until 7ish the next morning. We pretty much won the baby lottery as far as sleep patterns go.
My wife is a pretty horny person in general and she reads a lot of erotica too, so that helps. I'm also pretty affectionate towards her (not saying you aren't). At this point it's a reflex to start massaging her feet, legs, back and sometimes other stuff if they are within reach. Chicks love massages.
What in the fuck...
At what point to you chop her up into pieces?
I'll get mine.It's ok to cry Plywood.
We've definitely had the out of sync thing happen more than a few times over the years. If she's having pain she should talk to her doctor because she could have some issue with her pelvic muscles which can cause problems later that aren't just painful sex.I'll give it a try, I think we're just out of sync with one another.
I think the issue right now is it hurts for her ever since she gave birth to our daughter...so she gets scared for a month, but I think with some frequency it should help with the pain. I dunno.
O_O