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FRIDAYTON: God abandons PS4 as The Great Flood wipes out Sony HQ [Up: Reveal in OP]

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kittens

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What the hell is going on.

Seriously, what's this thread about?
 
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Awww, this makes me mad now. This thread was going places man....places....:( Don't close up shop now.
 

RoadHazard

Gold Member
False alarm, good.

But what was all of that (paraphrasing) "little by little, what initially looked like a large advantage for the PS4 is growing smaller" talk? That didn't exactly make it sound like "just info about how the memory works". Was it in reference to the 20 GB/s bandwidth between the memory and the CPU?
 

Verendus

Banned
Okay guys.

I've thought about it a little more, and I realised that I should be nicer to you.

So, since you wouldn't really want to give away the PS4, feel free to buy a Krillin and send it to me instead. You're obviously not going to want it so it'll be easier to part ways, and I've dug a very big hole in my backyard that needs to be filled with something.

This is my final compromise. You have a couple months. I'll be watching, and waiting.

Die or buy. You decide.
 

Boke1879

Member
False alarm, good.

But what was all of that (paraphrasing) "little by little, what initially looked like a large advantage for the PS4 is growing smaller" talk? That didn't exactly make it sound like "just info about how the memory works". Was it in reference to the 20 GB/s bandwidth between the memory and the CPU?

The guy was clearly phishing for some sort of attention or hits the article tomorrow. Now we know what this is talking about.
 
Okay guys.

I've thought about it a little more, and I realised that I should be nicer to you.

So, since you wouldn't really want to give away the PS4, feel free to buy a Krillin and send it to me instead. You're obviously not going to want it so it'll be easier to part ways, and I've dug a very big hole in my backyard that needs to be filled with something.

This is my final compromise.

Die or buy. You decide.
I'd rather die.
 
False alarm, good.

But what was all of that (paraphrasing) "little by little, what initially looked like a large advantage for the PS4 is growing smaller" talk? That didn't exactly make it sound like "just info about how the memory works". Was it in reference to the 20 GB/s bandwidth between the memory and the CPU?

Trolling.
 
What happened? I'm confused at the title.
Something completely unexpected happened. Some guy on Eurogamer said Sony would make a statement soon about the GDDR5 memory and it could cause a drama. So we all discussed it and some members got emotional as usual. Unfortunately we just learned that he was simply joking, but the Sony HQ got indeed flooded and destroyed. The PS4 is cancelled and the thread title was changed to reflect that. So we got pretty bad news indeed, just not the kind we expected.
 

Yawnier

Banned
Okay guys.

I've thought about it a little more, and I realised that I should be nicer to you.

So, since you wouldn't really want to give away the PS4, feel free to buy a Krillin and send it to me instead. You're obviously not going to want it so it'll be easier to part ways, and I've dug a very big hole in my backyard that needs to be filled with something.

This is my final compromise. You have a couple months. I'll be watching, and waiting.

Die or buy. You decide.

Give you a Krillin (Wii U) or die?

Hmmmmmm
 
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Most of Sony's announcements with PS4 has been knee jerk reactions just to 1up MS. It had to come crashing down sooner or later.

well implication is that it will be bad news for Sony... very bad.

Finally, some bad PS4 news lol

Or maybe not bad but the PS4 has been on such a good roll that I guess something bad had to be said.

Oh God, Sony will drop the ball at this point? Terrible news...

NO, NO, Just no... Fuck! I knew Sony would fuck this one up... they always do! NOOOoooo.......

Sony fans already in denial. Tomorrow is gonna be fun.

Oh man...one part of me should be upset because I pre ordered a PS4...the other part of me is desperate to see Sony-GAF get a punch to the gut to send them back to earth. I'm so conflicted!

The Sony brand is finally over

Hoping for a ram reduction. Don't care about next gen consoles, just wanna see tears and the Cerny wank-fest come to an end
 

LiquidMetal14

hide your water-based mammals
#truthfact

Not based on what MSFT has done the last few months. But I shouldn't have to explain that to you.

One day I will have one but not right now. Sony has done pretty much most of the right things the last few years while MSFT has been what it's been on cruise control since they won the core for this gen a while back.

Things look like they will be a little different come next gen. If MSFT played their cards a little better, I wouldn't be so critical.

Shame on you or others for not noting them and taking them to court more but as I said, I'm not going to call you out on everything you've said.
 

Cbajd5

Member
Okay guys.

I've thought about it a little more, and I realised that I should be nicer to you.

So, since you wouldn't really want to give away the PS4, feel free to buy a Krillin and send it to me instead. You're obviously not going to want it so it'll be easier to part ways, and I've dug a very big hole in my backyard that needs to be filled with something.

This is my final compromise. You have a couple months. I'll be watching, and waiting.

Die or buy. You decide.

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there ya go
 
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