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"The Contest" - Thanksgiving Edition

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DoomGyver

DoomGyver

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Couldn't take it anymore.
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Tornado Condor

Tornado Condor

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Ok, contest has officially started. No one else will be accepted from this point.

So 2 minutes into the contest and...
































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edit: So i see Full Recovery wanted to be a little jackass and be the first out. I'm going to take you off the list and pretend you never were in.
 
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Bo130

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Really looking forward to follow this topic :D I have an exam tomorrow and friday, so hopefully this will make me use the time I have more effective, hehe
 
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_Isaac

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Bo130 said:
Really looking forward to follow this topic :D I have an exam tomorrow and friday, so hopefully this will make me use the time I have more effective, hehe
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Damn. How much time were you wasting before? :lol
 
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Shanadeus

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Okay, I had sexual relations last night but I'm not really sure whether it was before or after the start of the contest (timezones and so).

I guess I'm still in.
 
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El Sloth

Banned
Shanadeus said:
Okay, I had sexual relations last night but I'm not really sure whether it was before or after the start of the contest (timezones and so).

I guess I'm still in.
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I'm no hater(on tuesdays), but this sure sounds an awful lot like bragging.
 
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retty

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Darn I missed my last opportunity last night before the official start because I got caught up in homework...

well, I'm still in! :D
 
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The Last Wizard

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Kenak said:
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you called nothing buddy, somebody always does the whole out as soon as the contest starts bit.

i wish i could've had one more go, i had school and work so i couldn't get time to do it before the limit.
how about 1 grace in the first day for everyone?
 
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Plywood

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NightHawk17 said:
you called nothing buddy, somebody always does the whole out as soon as the contest starts bit.

i wish i could've had one more go, i had school and work so i couldn't get time to do it before the limit.
how about 1 grace in the first day for everyone?
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Sure you can have leniency.

IF YOU WANT TO LOSE.

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B-Rad Lascelle

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Large Professor said:
I'm out.
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I think if you're going to be the first one out, you need to have a creative story behind it. (i.e. your power went out 'causing you to lose track of time, a sperm bank needed an emergency donation, your wife tied you up, etc.)

Not any of this "'I'm out' with no background story" shit.
 
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HiResDes

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The only thing that makes this hard, pun intended, is morning wood...I'm feeling pretty confident right now if I can just make it past the mornings consistently.
 
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Bo130

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EzLink said:
Hell yes. Day 1 and I'm feeling like a champ. I scrubbed my right hand with sandpaper for a couple hours last night so that if I'm tempted to do it my rough skin will shred at the tender shaft flesh. Should be a serviceable deterrent
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:lol awesome dedication! :D

I agree, though. The mornings are going to be the worst to get through..
 
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Apath

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Bo130 said:
:lol awesome dedication! :D

I agree, though. The mornings are going to be the worst to get through..
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Just force yourself from the bed and into the shower. If you like to rub one out in the shower, turn it to cold.
 
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FunkyPajamas

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HiResDes said:
The only thing that makes this hard, pun intended, is morning wood...I'm feeling pretty confident right now if I can just make it past the mornings consistently.
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I'm going to be taking cold showers all month to try and help things. Morning wood? Jump in the cold water! Voila!
 
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erpg

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SalsaShark said:
hey guys just had sex with my GF, so good
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I told my girlfriend I was taking part in this contest. She said she wasn't get to make it easy for me.

But I pulled out a trump card. A renewal of my World of Warcraft subscription.
 
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JoeBoy101

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Lyphen said:
I told my girlfriend I was taking part in this contest. She said she wasn't get to make it easy for me.

But I pulled out a trump card. A renewal of my World of Warcraft subscription.
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What if she started playing and started sending you sexual messages whilst you are flying between travel points?
 
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Complex Shadow

Cudi Lame™
Foxix said:
Blah... I haven't been home so I couldn't make full use of the day prior to competition :lol

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go to to strip club
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edit:

to the people who lost on the first day
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Mechanical Snowman said:
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Edit: Fuck rotating avatars :lol
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:lol :lol i fell for it too.
 
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