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[Skinny Pete]

While I am no fan of Tillerson he would mop the floor up with this Orange asshole.

 

[Gutek]

I hope Tillerson doesn't even acknowledge this idiocy.

What? Why? Tillerson responding would be amazing. I want a weeks long back and forth between the two.

 

[Shadybiz]

Except Trump's test would much more resemble Leon Kowalski's.

 

[Saya]

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

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[Raylan Targaryen]

Lmfao I’m dying

 

[ironjoe989]

I think its just an axiom of life that there is a Simpsons gif for everything. And people are going to find one.

Is making fun of trump using Simpsons gifs a thing? I keep seeing them in trump threads. Just want to make sure I'm not missing some inside joke or something of a deeper meaning.

 

[Lunar15]

The OP's title is misleading. He didn't challenge Tillerson to anything. He just said he would if the original news was true.

It's still insane, though.

 

[Skellig Gra]

Is making fun of trump using Simpsons gifs a thing? I keep seeing them in trump threads. Just want to make sure I'm not missing some inside joke or something of a deeper meaning.

It's altered. That's the episode Rodney Dangerfield was in playing Burn's son. Replace Trump with Larry, and fake with Yale.

 

[NekoFever]

Someone tell him how good the ratings would be if he did this on TV. I wouldn't even begrudge them.

 

[Dandare4444]

Trump probably thinks it's an I Quit test...

 

[Hollycat]

Yup, he has deeeeefinitely taken a fake online IQ test in his life.

He probably thinks its a score out of 100 and is super proud he got almost a perfect score.

 

[rudger]

Insecure.....hahahahaha

If he was really Insecure, then he’d have no issue showing black people in a good light

 

[JustenP88]

We're beginning to have a Dear Leader situation with 15 - 20% of the adult population falling into the propaganda trap and believing thia bullshit.

Gaslighting to the extreme mixed in with Stockholm Syndrome and a healthy dose of cognitive dissonance.

Lindsey Graham is on board with the "dear leader" rhetoric:

https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/917497481314947072

Really enjoyed a round of golf with President @realDonaldTrump today.

President Trump shot a 73 in windy and wet conditions!

How bad did he beat me? I did better in the presidential race than today on the golf course!

Great fun. Great host.

Daddy Trump gives me good fuckies y'all

 

[RinsFury]

Orange idiot would lose an IQ test against a vegetable.

 

[CookTrain]

Came to mind...

 

[Shadybiz]

.

My god...is this real? Every time I read a transcript from one of his interviews, the word salad just takes my breath away.

 

[Dead Prince]

And yes, that's real.

There's a tweet for everything

 

[Temp_User]

I need a SNL sketch on this.

 

[Kensation]

And I can tell you who is going to win.

Well, did he tell them who was going to win?

 

[BobNewbert31]

I'd pay 100 bucks pay per view to see them take a live IQ test

Someone tell Trump the ratings would be HUGE, highest ever.

 

[Sidewinder]

ROFL moron in chief at it yet again.

 

[Doctoglethorpe]

And yes, that's real.

Well, at least is was before he was elected. That makes it a little better... right?

...

Right?

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

And yes, that's real.

How is this a thing?

Can we just call him President shitpost?

 

[Knoxcore]

This man needs help. He’s mentally ill.

 

[Ithil]

Lindsey Graham is on board with the "dear leader" rhetoric:

https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/917497481314947072





Daddy Trump gives me good fuckies y'all

Such duplicity and Trump won't notice a thing. Graham absolutely hates Trump, he's made that clear many times, but just suck up to him a bit and you can get anything out of him.

It's really sad how easily manipulated Trump is.

 

[Atraveller]

Is there a part in the IQ Test that tests his empathy?

We call it Voight-Kampff for short.

 

[Dude Abides]

Publicly feuding with your own Secretary of State. Truly the greatest president.

 

[EviLore]

And yes, that's real.

My net worth against a penny, at a 50 point handicap.

 

[Always-honest]

No matter how high his iQ is (can't be that high imo), he's one of the dumbest people i've ever seen.
The absolute biggest loser in the history of mankind.

 

[IHaveIce]

.

Is this real? Wtf is he even talking about.

 

[GitarooMan]

I am so smart, s-m-r-t....

 

[shiba5]

Trump is a homunculus of insecurity and stupidity. Dunning-Kruger come to life.

No matter how high his iQ is (can't be that high imo), he's one of the dumbest people i've ever seen.
The absolute biggest loser in the history of mankind.

But he's the alt-right's god king emperor alpha male!

 

[Taco_Human]

Trump probably thinks /r/iamverysmart isn't satire.

 

[Respect]

"FAKE NEWS, but I'll embarrass him with my massive smartness."

 

[Mutanthands]

Between this and his wife having a public beef with his ex, l just can’t believe that they will let Trump make a mockery of the presidency like this for 3 and a quarter more years. It can happen, it probably will happen, but my brain just can’t process the information. It’s too surreal.

Where’s the “American Pride” that Republicans are always hitting everyone over the head with?

 

[Permanently A]

Oh god please let a trump iq test leak please that's all I ask for Christmas you can take my iPad if you need it

 

[Oppo]

i wouldn't be too surprised if Trump is actually just average intelligence. the things he says seem super fucking dumb because of his attitude, not necessarily because he can't grasp...

actually you know what, I just remembered the bit I read about Puerto Rico and iodine tablets, nevermind. he's dumb.

 

[shiba5]

Where’s the “American Pride” that Republicans are always hitting everyone over the head with?

That's reserved for kneeling NFL players.

 

[Sloane]

Someone tell him how good the ratings would be if he did this on TV. I wouldn't even begrudge them.

Yeah, this. Turn it into a game show event, highest ratings ever guaranteed!

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

How is this a thing?

Can we just call him President shitpost?

President Dril tweets

 

[Mask]

I would say that Trump should take a MENSA test, but let's be honest.

He'd get stuck outside the building, pushing a pull-to-open door.

 

[Saya]

My god...is this real? Every time I read a transcript from one of his interviews, the word salad just takes my breath away.

Is this real? Wtf is he even talking about.

As real as it gets

 

[GlamFM]

Here´s a thing.


As someone who has dealt with addiction in his family I´m super positive that Trump is or at least was addicted to cocaine for a very long time.

Everything about him screams cocaine to me.

No idea why no one talks about that.

Or maybe people do, but it just does not make it over to Germany?

 

[Aselith]

1v1 me, bro

 

[Huge Succeeded]

That's literally what stupid fucking children do

 

[Raylan Targaryen]

i wouldn't be too surprised if Trump is actually just average intelligence. the things he says seem super fucking dumb because of his attitude, not necessarily because he can't grasp...

actually you know what, I just remembered the bit I read about Puerto Rico and iodine tablets, nevermind. he's dumb.

There’s maybe 70 words in his vocabulary. My girlfriend’s two year old has more than him.

 

[Infinite]

Wonder why these white supremacist sites are fixated on IQs????

 

[Brock Reiher]

"FAKE NEWS, but I'll embarrass him with my massive smartness."

Seriously lol. When he finally fires Tillerson he'll preface it with "while he did nothing wrong and its Fake News that he did, I must fire him for it"

 

[Tacitus_]

How is this a thing?

Can we just call him President shitpost?

More like President Projector

Courtesy of 15 worst tweets (so far)

 

[Skellig Gra]

Here´s a thing.


As someone who has dealt with addiction in his family I´m super positive that Trump is or at least was addicted to cocaine for a very long time.

Everything about him screams cocaine to me.

No idea why no one talks about that.

Or maybe people do, but it just does not make it over to Germany?

We discuss it here on GAF but no one really talks about it in the media. He's definitely got some issues whether its substance abuse/dementia/etc.