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Report: Trump can't book talent for inauguration. Trump Tweet: Nuh uh, your face!!!!

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Shard

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Ogodei said:
That's ultimately what Trump really wants, i feel like, the respect of the Elite (especially from New York), but he doesn't get that wealth and power is only half of it, being a charming person and being a humanitarian are the other half.
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Life is filled with ironies.
 
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HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
I'm almost certain GWAR would do it if Trump asked. And no one would ever be able to say that wasn't a show they would ever forget.
 
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Loxley

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I mean, just get Kid Rock and Ted Nugent to do a duet. Their C and D - level talent combined should be about what a Trump inauguration deserves.

*edit - Mike Love would be appropriate considering the number of silver-haired Baby Boomers who will be present.
 
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BinaryPork2737

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I find it hilarious that his supporters, including Breitbart, are already spinning this as part of Trump's master strategy to cut back on inauguration events to make it seem like he represents the average American lol
 
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Aske

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If I recall correctly, some evil record company executives basically enslaved Ke$ha, didn't they? Prepare to see her her dragged out on a chain by a smirking Trump as he lounges on a pile of silken cushions, watch her perform Tik Tok in a gold bikini, then sigh with relief as she turns the tables and strangles him while his guards are distracted by the chaos in the Sarlacc pit.
 
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Bad_Boy

time to take my meds
Dash_Riprock said:
They can play this:
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This so much.
 
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AlexMeloche

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Who's dumb enough to think that Elton John, a gay man, and Céline Dion, who named one of her son after Nelson Mandela, would perform for fucking Trump?
 
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wenis

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Aske said:
If I recall correctly, some evil record company executives basically enslaved Ke$ha, didn't they? Prepare to see her her dragged out on a chain by a smirking Trump as he lounges on a pile of silken cushions, watch her perform Tik Tok in a gold bikini, then sigh with relief as she turns the tables and strangles him while his guards are distracted by the chaos in the Sarlacc pit.
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The images in my head are so pleasant and evocative.

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In case no one has seen it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DfiP915CfiM
 
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Generalpsyduck

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Dash_Riprock said:
For reference, who did Obama have at his inauguration?
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The concert featured performances by (in alphabetical order) Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Jon Bon Jovi, Garth Brooks, Sheryl Crow, Renée Fleming, Caleb Green, Josh Groban, Herbie Hancock, Heather Headley, Bettye Lavette, John Legend, John Mellencamp, Jennifer Nettles, Pete Seeger, Shakira, Bruce Springsteen, James Taylor, U2, Usher, will.i.am and Stevie Wonder. Several of the songs performed had been used by Obama's presidential campaign.
The concert also featured readings of historical passages by Jack Black, Steve Carell, Rosario Dawson, Jamie Foxx, Tom Hanks, Samuel L. Jackson, Ashley Judd, Martin Luther King III, Queen Latifah, Laura Linney, George Lopez, Kal Penn, Marisa Tomei, Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker and Tiger Woods.
 
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Stinkles

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Generalpsyduck said:
The concert featured performances by (in alphabetical order) Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Jon Bon Jovi, Garth Brooks, Sheryl Crow, Renée Fleming, Caleb Green, Josh Groban, Herbie Hancock, Heather Headley, Bettye Lavette, John Legend, John Mellencamp, Jennifer Nettles, Pete Seeger, Shakira, Bruce Springsteen, James Taylor, U2, Usher, will.i.am and Stevie Wonder. Several of the songs performed had been used by Obama's presidential campaign.
The concert also featured readings of historical passages by Jack Black, Steve Carell, Rosario Dawson, Jamie Foxx, Tom Hanks, Samuel L. Jackson, Ashley Judd, Martin Luther King III, Queen Latifah, Laura Linney, George Lopez, Kal Penn, Marisa Tomei, Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker and Tiger Woods.
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No Baio? No Jeff Dunham? No Foxworthy or Cable Guy?

No wonder Obama was a nonstop failure
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Great, the chance that it will be The California Raisins and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog are rising!

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R0ckman

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1000s of years from now the history books are going to look so stupid. On top of these events, this could be labeled the age of information (more access to archives and info at your finger tips) and people are possibly dumber than they've ever been before. People are going to wonder what the hell went wrong and there wont be any real explanation recorded.
 
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jrush64

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Syriel said:
Oh, nobody very famous. Just a few singers with some spare time. You probably never heard of them.

Aretha Franklin = 2009
Beyoncé = 2013

Plus these folks:

The US Army Band
Denzel Washington
Bruce Springsteen
The Joyce Garrett Singers
Laura Linney and Martin Luther King III
Mary J. Blige
Jamie Foxx
Steve Carell
Bettye LaVette and Jon Bon Jovi
Tom Hanks
Marisa Tomei
James Taylor, John Legend, Jennifer Nettles, Arnold McCuller, Caroline (Kim) Taylor
Joe Biden
John Mellencamp and Baptist choir
Queen Latifah
Josh Groban, Heather Headley, and the Gay Men's Chorus of Washington, D.C.
Kal Penn
George Lopez
Herbie Hancock
will.i.am
Sheryl Crow
Tiger Woods
Renée Fleming and the U.S. Naval Academy Glee Club
Jack Black
Rosario Dawson
Garth Brooks and Inaugural Celebration Chorus
Ashley Judd
Forest Whitaker
Usher
Stevie Wonder
Shakira
Samuel L. Jackson
U2
Pete Seeger
Bruce Springsteen
Tao Rodríguez-Seeger
Inaugural Celebration Chorus
Beyoncé

(and that's just the 2009 list)
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Goddamn what a list!!
 
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Mobius 1

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I hope that people continue to snub his attempts to seem legitimate and prestigious.

I absolutely expect Larry the Cable Guy to perform for him. Right there in line with his supporters.
 
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Already Torn

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Patroklos said:
I can't imagine Billy Ray Cyrus would perform either, since his daughter has made it crystal clear that she is devastated that he was elected.
And ruin her carefully-crafted PR image? Psh.
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The evolution of the Taylor/KP rivalry.

Messofanego said:
Not even Garth Brooks? I thought all country singers were mandated to love Republicans and probably Trump.
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He already did Obama's, no reason to do the same thing but worse.
 
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