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daydream

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Asparagus soup is legit. Not really into it otherwise. Germans sure love their asparagus, though, sometimes to a scary degree. :p
 
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Guevara

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maxcriden said:
Asparagus is good, but too often people serve overly thick stalks in restaurants. They usually end up undercooked.
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Yep, the trick to asparagus is really thin stalks. Approximately pencil thin is best.

On topic: "Shopping while white caught on camera"

and then it's just pictures from People of Walmart.
 
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Am I Truly The Only Person Who Thinks That The Kill Bill Movies Are Dumb? Am I alone In This World, This Miserable, Isolated Existence? A Filmic Limbo Of Despair Plagues Me Every Night, GAF. Advice?

Also Terrisus, what the hell is wrong with you? You don't like Broccoli? Truly, your soul is beyond redemption.

Just lay off spinach and you shall be fine.
 
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maxcriden

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Freaky Fred said:
overcooked is way worse than undercooked though.
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Yeah, stringy is pretty bad. But totally undercooked is pretty gnarly. You can't just like...eat it raw as you would broccoli. Unless you shave it, then it's okay raw.

Guevara said:
Yep, the trick to asparagus is really thin stalks. Approximately pencil thin is best.

On topic: "Shopping while white caught on camera"

and then it's just pictures from People of Walmart.
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Yes, absolutely. Then roasted or pan-roasted (the Tom Colicchio method is terrific). Also, I think you should make that thread. That's hilarious.

ultraspank said:
Am i the only one who thinks i'm the only one who thinks?
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Haha.
 
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Masquerader

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terrisus said:
Oh, believe me, you don't have time for all the things that are wrong with me.



Spinach I can tolerate.

Broccoli's not going to happen though.
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B-but broccolis are miniature fucking trees! How can you dislike small trees? They're fucking cool, and though no-one can ever get the texture correct, the flavour is ace! And they're healthy! And a satisfying shade of green! What about albino broccoli, then?

And there's not that much wrong with ya. You're cool, bro~
 
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terrisus

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Masquerader said:
B-but broccolis are miniature fucking trees! How can you dislike small trees? They're fucking cool, and though no-one can ever get the texture correct, the flavour is ace! And they're healthy! And a satisfying shade of green! What about albino broccoli, then?
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So do you normally go up to trees - say, when you're out for a walk in the park or something - and just take a big bite out of them?

Masquerader said:
And there's not that much wrong with ya. You're cool, bro~
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Aww <3
 
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terrisus

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ModBot is on the inferior 50-posts-per-page setting =(
 
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Calvero

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NH Apache said:
We were at the park yesterday and I went to the other side to get a drink. I turned around and headed back. It was horrible. Another man had his hands all over her and she was kissing all over him. His hands slipped down from her shoulders and he started rubbing her ass.

I yelled out. I told him to stop. She didn't listen.

Gaf, what do I do? I don't think I can look at my dog the same way ever again.
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this being at the top of the page made me confused. i thought i had clicked the wrong thread.
 
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FCC tries to do something good for once. Naturally, House Republicans object. - plot and villains (potential spoilers) ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last )
 
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sixteen-bit

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NH Apache said:
We were at the park yesterday and I went to the other side to get a drink. I turned around and headed back. It was horrible. Another man had his hands all over her and she was kissing all over him. His hands slipped down from her shoulders and he started rubbing her ass.

I yelled out. I told him to stop. She didn't listen.

Gaf, what do I do? I don't think I can look at my dog the same way ever again.
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this got me. :lol
 
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terrisus

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maxcriden presents: terrisus presents: Broccoli is beautiful! |OT| Yours may be slaw or rabe: The return of broccoli (because terrisus vomited it back up): It's not so beautiful anymore
 
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Aquamarine

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I love eating racists, but the local ones are run by Chipotle.

What can I do to express to the delicious racists that this shit is not ok?
 
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Aquamarine

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Going on vacation, questions to GAFfers about genital hair shaving


So on friday this week Im going on vacation. And due to a lot of things to do during the vacation I have to change my plans for how and when to shave my balls.

Simply I have to change my shaving routine.

So I have a couple of questions I hope people here could answer. And please no "Don't shave!" posts.

Here are the questions:

1) How many times a month do you shave?
2) What day do you shave (do you have a routine as always on Friday, Wednesday etc.)?
3) When do you shave (morning, night, middle of the day)?
4) Do you shave before, during or after shower or do you just splash lukewarm/hot/cold water on your balls before you shave?
5) Do you use aftershave, water (hot, cold, warm) after you shave?

Serious posts appreciated.
 
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terrisus

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BouncyFrag said:
Destiny on the Xbox One is in 1080p aka everybody looses their mind.
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Destiny on the XBox 360 is in 4k 120fps aka We all lied to you about system requirements and what was needed to make a game a good resolution and framerate, we were just being lazy


Aquamarine said:
How often do you pirate porn?

After all, it's more acceptable than any other form of media.
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How often do you pirate porn of pirates?
 
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terrisus said:
Destiny on the XBox 360 is in 4k 120fps aka We all lied to you about system requirements and what was needed to make a game a good resolution and framerate, we were just being lazy




How often do you pirate porn of pirates?
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How often do pirates pirate porn of pirates pirating?
 
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Orbis Tabula

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I wanna make a thread "...title of this thread." To go with "Let's talk about the end of the" and we would all just finish the sentences people started in the other thread.
 
terrisus

terrisus

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Let's talk about the end of the internet
Let's talk about the end of the end of the end of the end of the
Let's talk about the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends

Mysterious white flags placed on Crimean Peninsula
Mysterious white flags placed on Kremlin
Mysterious white flags placed on White House
 
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