If I win I'm going to help produce a movie make my money back and ask for a percentage of the box office results and DVD sales.
1. Jack Whittaker. He was already a millionaire when he won the $315 million lottery in West Virginia in 2002, according to Time. The then-55-year-old construction company president claimed he went broke four years later. His granddaughter and daughter died soon after from drug overdoses and he was robbed of $545,000 sitting in his car while he was at a strip club.
2. Abraham Shakespeare. He won $30 million in a 2009 Florida lottery and was murdered soon after. The 47-year-old was shot twice in the chest and then buried under a slab of concrete in a backyard, according to ABC News. DeeDee Moore, who befriended him after his lottery win, was found guilty of first-degree murder in 2012.
3. Ronnie Music Jr. This Georgia man was sentenced to serve 21 years in prison in April 2017 after he invested part of his $3 million lottery winnings in a crystal meth ring, according to CBS News.
4. Urooj Khan. This Illinois man died in 2012, just one day after collecting the lump sum on a $1 million win. It was originally found by a medical examiner that Khan died of natural causes, but another official found later that the winner was fatally poisoned with cyanide, according to CBS News.
5. Jeffrey Dampier. He won $20 million in the Illinois lottery in 1996 and used the winnings to help his family, according to Bustle. But his sister-in-law Victoria, along with her boyfriend, kidnapped Dampier and shot him in the head. The two are serving life sentences for the murder.
6. William Post. Post won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery in 1988. Soon after, his landlady sued him, claiming he had agreed to give part of the winnings, according to the Washington Post. She was awarded $5.2 million in 1992. Post had six failed marriages and was eventually convicted and sentenced to prison for firing a gun at a debt collector. He died of respiratory failure in 2006.
and now for some lotto horror stories
My first act when I win:
Getting a trap door installed?
so basically if you fucking win anything.......do it privately through an attorney.....dear lord the cyanide one even for the guy who only won a mil
last two are just unreal, can't even tell your family anything
so basically if you fucking win anything.......do it privately through an attorney.....dear lord the cyanide one even for the guy who only won a mil
last two are just unreal, can't even tell your family anything
Is that an option? Please tell me more. I'm feeling lucky.so basically if you fucking win anything.......do it privately through an attorney.....dear
It's fucking stupid, it's like the states are jealous so they try to get you killed.In most (all?) states, they have to publish your name (and photo?) if you win. Honestly I'm surprised the people who win hundreds of millions don't get robbed and killed more often.
It's fucking stupid, it's like the states are jealous so they try to get you killed.
and now for some lotto horror stories
It's fucking stupid, it's like the states are jealous so they try to get you killed.
It's fucking stupid, it's like the states are jealous so they try to get you killed.
and now for some lotto horror stories
so basically if you fucking win anything.......do it privately through an attorney.....dear lord the cyanide one even for the guy who only won a mil
last two are just unreal, can't even tell your family anything
first rule of winning the lottery -do not tell anyone
second rule of winning the lottery - do not tell anyone.
third rule of winning the lottery - lawyer the fuck upppp
they don't publish their address and SSN and driver license numbers yo. There are over 10 million millionaires in the US. They're not all getting murdered.
first rule of winning the lottery -do not tell anyone
second rule of winning the lottery - do not tell anyone.
third rule of winning the lottery - lawyer the fuck upppp
Too accurateSince I'm winning, I'll leave this here as a reference for everyone else
It's fucking stupid, it's like the states are jealous so they try to get you killed.
fourth rule of winning the lottery - disappear so thoroughly that one day you'll just stop showing up at work and people will wonder where you went they will NEVER FIND OUT
If I win I'll go into work tonight but retire tomorrow morning lol.. Or wait til Monday to keep suspicion down.
You can't disappear the next day. Especially if you bought the tickets at your local liquor store. They list the location where the winning ticket was bought on the lottery websites. and then your family will hire private investigators to find your ass!
You can't disappear the next day. Especially if you bought the tickets at your local liquor store. They list the location where the winning ticket was bought on the lottery websites. and then your family will hire private investigators to find your ass!
Since I'm winning, I'll leave this here as a reference for everyone else
You can't disappear the next day. Especially if you bought the tickets at your local liquor store. They list the location where the winning ticket was bought on the lottery websites. and then your family will hire private investigators to find your ass!
So someone actually won?You can't disappear the next day. Especially if you bought the tickets at your local liquor store. They list the location where the winning ticket was bought on the lottery websites. and then your family will hire private investigators to find your ass!
So someone actually won?
So someone actually won?
No. It's a previous drawing.
Fuck I thought today was the 19th. Rip.Yeah and they used their winnings to build a time machine.
Yeah and they used their winnings to build a time machine.
When I win I'm gonna do 3 things.
1. Pay off student loans
2. Get a Nintendo switch
3. Buy every member of this thread a free copy of the total recall reboot for no real reason.
After that, I don't have a plan.
You monster.
I'd get everyone Thor 2 The Dark World
I'd get everyone Thor 2 The Dark World
I'd get everyone Thor 2 The Dark World