He assumed I only played for 5 minutes. I never said I only played for 5 minutes.
I'm just finding it strange that people are seemingly arguing the game is something else. The game I played (not online give the message on the main menu saying they're aware of online issues) had me in a semi futuristic soccer field, with a ball in the middle, and I needed to bump that ball into the goals. I could boost, jump, handbrake turn, the lot.
Is that not soccer with cars?
No one's saying it's not.
People were wondering why that's necessarily laughable and "shite".