...I just wish we had heard more of him. Forgive me dudes, as I know I'm really late to the GFW party. I was introduced to them last year, long after everyone had parted ways and yet I find myself still going back every couple months or so and listening to the majority of the podcast catalogue from 2007 up until the end.
Which brings me to Whiskey Nerd. Elliott's white trash southern hick with a penchant for Taco Bell wrappers, boogers and talking shit. There was a brief period in 2007 shortly after Heroes of the Web was introduced, where each GFW episode opened up with some Whiskey Nerd monologue or sketch (occasionally Ralphie) and I find these to be pure genius. Not only does it showcase Elliotts natural comedic and musical talent, but they also managed to stay relevant to the groups ongoing discussions whether it was the nastiness of the indoor of a GameStop, griefing, or just simple reminiscing about the "Glory Days" of gaming.
I have compiled a list of these performances, so we all can relive the glory days of this podcast, and the devilishly comedic greatness that is Krill:
The Whiskey Nerd Manifesto - The classic monologue. Booger stalactites and greasy ZBoards signed by Fatality. "Lemme buy you a Nachos Bel Grande baby..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLCheLWZLU
Whiskey Nerd Blended With Some Radiohead-esqueness - "Ain't nobody cosplays as a six-legged SimCity building with a TV antennae on top! That's right! I gotcha made.."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOknrNDA9ho&feature=youtu.be
Whiskey Nerd Takes On Jeff's Original Fallout Gunplay Complaint - "Well Jeff I usually do not post here, but when I see remarks like these I just have to comment. Let's set the way-back machine to the Old West.."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oucP1S5IuXw
Whiskey Nerd Goes To A Local Game Shop - "I spit sunflower seeds on the lot and park a booger on Boogerman. PRE ORDER BONUSES YA BITCHES!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGR1BL8Akd0
Whiskey Nerd Vs Ralphie (8-Bit Mile Rap Battle) - "You're a liar and all the guys here know this. The only thing I fear, is your Taco Bell halitosis."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjWDBeuhMFM
The Glory Days - "Beasts of burden, barely worth mentionin'. Such and such was better before, no questionin'."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD939M2ykY
Jerk For The 9.5 - "9.5 is a great way to go. I'd hate to say 10. Ethics y'know."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rr1mRG1giM&feature=youtu.be