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[Greg]

I just spent like 20 minutes re-reading The Good Old Days, aka Season 3 of the Shirtless

I..... I miss Greg!!

I'M HERE

ALWAYS

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Flo I see you snitchin

You're welcome..

 

[BlackGhost]

I just spent like 20 minutes re-reading The Good Old Days, aka Season 3 of the Shirtless

I..... I miss Greg!!

I feel like this thread is mostly just Floy being a antagonist....or should I say a thug!

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I am a mountain,
I am a tall tree,
ohhhhhhhhhh

I am a swift wind
Sweeping the country
I am a river,
Down in the valley,
ohhhhhhhhhhh
I am a vision
And I can see clearly


If anybody asks you who I am, just stand up tall, look 'em in the face and say

I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it, hmm

I'm the worlds greatest

I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it, hmm

I'm the worlds greatest

 

[Fox318]

They fight, they bite,
They bite and fight and bite,
Fight fight fight, bite bite bite,
The Itchy & Scratchy Show!

 

[Himynameischris]

First place in the shirtless league....suckers.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I am mulling off two trade offers I was given over the weekend, I will make a decision tonight.

Have you made a decision?

First place in the shirtless league....suckers.

You're welcome friend

 

[Bread]

First place in the shirtless league....suckers.

strike 2, fine this mother fucker!

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I'm pretty sure I'm in first, but if I'm wrong, give it time.

 

[Himynameischris]

.

 

[BlackGhost]

Hmm

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Hmm

What does this mean? Is that a yes?

 

[BlackGhost]

What does this mean? Is that a yes?

I'm not sure , I have to talk to my council of advisors

I've never made a deal with a Floy before, pls understand

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I'm not sure , I have to talk to my council of advisors

I've never made a deal with a Floy before, pls understand

Can you make one soon or Kave because I need to get back to Minx about what I'm doing and I need to prepare to hump the waiver wire for any pieces I might have to actually get.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Dutch asserted his dominance so profoundly there.... tbqh I'm too afraid to even look him in the eyes now!! How can I live where I can't even look My Commish in the eyes!!

You can look me in the eyes. Bae is the true ring leader, cross her and it's done. She might look nice, saving fish and the world in the process, but she just has to say the world and I will burn it all down, with everybody inside.

we haven't earned that right yet randall. we are just pawns in dutch's game of chest.

Dutch's game of a very hairy chest.

 

[UberTag]

Dutch's game of a very hairy chest.

With this week's victory already assured, how are you planning on spending your week off from fantasy, Dutch?

I'm planning on watching baseball playoffs and eating some Canadian turkeys.

 

[Bread]

Floy is such a trade slut

 

[Himynameischris]

I'm riding into battle with Sam motherfucken Bradford....I will bring you great shame this week BG.

 

[BlackGhost]

It is done.

I now feel a bit greasy

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Floy is such a trade slut

Excuse me.. EXCUSE ME!! You know who I am?! This is who I am

It is done.

I now feel a bit greasy

Why? You got some great help and I have to hump the waiver..

 

[rando14]

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

 

[FloydtheFathead]

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

Why are you disrespecting BG? He did fine.. he gets to stop worrying about Arian Foster.. he gets to have a solid RB2 in Howard, his boy Duke as a Flex and a stash WR in Decker.. I feel I was respectful..

So Arian.. pls be healthy and ready.

 

[Bread]

Randall we should make a trade to show these two how things are really done in this league!!!!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Randall we should make a trade to show these two how things are really done in this league!!!!

Want me to help play facilitator

 

[BlackGhost]

Why? You got some great help and I have to hump the waiver..

lol Floy stop, I'm not a churld (child).

 

[Dutch Gronk]

With this week's victory already assured, how are you planning on spending your week off from fantasy, Dutch?

I'm planning on watching baseball playoffs and eating some Canadian turkeys.

I see you're playing Floy's reverse jinx tactics. Me and the squad will give it our all this weekend and try to win the game. There is no such thing as an easy win in a competitive environment as the shirtless league.

 

[UberTag]

I see you're playing Floy his reverse jinx tactics. Me and the squad will give it our all this weekend and try to win the game. There is no such thing as an easy win in a competitive environment as the shirtless league.

You're just saying that because you've never beaten me before despite the fact that this is my 4th year in the league. You believe it's a daunting task but you're just clouded by history. This is as slam dunk a win as weeks in fantasy get. You should sit back and savor it like Gronk in your avatar.

In fact, don't even watch the games on Sunday. Scope out The Simpsons instead and marvel at Bonkowski in all his glory.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

lol Floy stop, I'm not a churld (child).

Hey.. I was looking after my bro. Trying to help defend your decision from rando's disrespect

 

[Fox318]

I hate this waiver system.

After Wed why the Fuck does somebody have to go on there if somebody else already cut them.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You're just saying that because you've never beaten me before despite the fact that this is my 4th year in the league. You believe it's a daunting task but you're just clouded by history. This is as slam dunk a win as weeks in fantasy get. You should sit back and savor it like Gronk in your avatar.

In fact, don't even watch the games on Sunday. Scope out The Simpsons instead and marvel at Bonkowski in all his glory.

I get the sense that you want to point out to me that I have never beaten you before 🤔

 

[rando14]

Now Kave too?? Wtf are you guys doing!!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Now Kave too?? Wtf are you guys doing!!

What happened to Kave?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

What happened to Kave?

I'm assuming a trade?

 

[BlackGhost]

Now Kave too?? Wtf are you guys doing!!

Making Browns gaf greater again

 

[Bread]

Idk what kave did but Floy is responsible and I'm sure of that

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Idk what kave did but Floy did it and I'm sure of that

I tried to.. but Kave never responded.

 

[BlackGhost]

Ranbae14 representing toilet sqauuuu

 

[Kave_Man]

I did it...but really when you think about it BG did do it.

So really...BG did it!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I did it...but really when you think about it BG did do it.

So really...BG did it!

But.. why did you do it?

How did we do it?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

So.. I think you're gonna rebound after last week Dutch. Thanks to David..

 

[UberTag]

So.. I think you're gonna rebound after last week Dutch. Thanks to David..

I keep telling him he can take this week off and not worry about anything but he doesn't listen.

Who the hell traded him the number one RB in football when he had the 2nd overall pick and wasted it on perpetual cheerleader Gronk anyhow?

Oh, wait a second... I remember. It was you, wasn't it? I'll credit you for selling high on Diggs and managing to flip gimped Jeffery and underwhelming Lamar for Olsen and some Packers but man, you should be crushing the league right now instead of The Commish. You even gave him Stafford in exchange for useless Flacco whom I'm sure you'd rather have starting for you this week.

Dutch clowned you in that first deal and you've been making crazy trades ever since in hopes of washing off the stain of embarrassment he laid upon you in that first heist.

Can't wait until it's my turn to trade with you.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I keep telling him he can take this week off and not worry about anything but he doesn't listen.

Who the hell traded him the number one RB in football when he had the 2nd overall pick and wasted it on perpetual cheerleader Gronk anyhow?

Oh, wait a second... I remember. It was you, wasn't it? I'll credit you for selling high on Diggs and managing to flip gimped Jeffery and underwhelming Lamar for Olsen and some Packers but man, you should be crushing the league right now instead of The Commish. You even gave him Stafford in exchange for useless Flacco whom I'm sure you'd rather have starting for you this week.

Dutch clowned you in that first deal and you've been making crazy trades ever since in hopes of washing off the stain of embarrassment he laid upon you in that first heist.

Can't wait until it's my turn to trade with you.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm the bestest of the bestest traders in the world!

Wolf of Shirtless Street

 

[BlackGhost]

Floy think we're playing fantasy trading. He's outta control

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Floy think we're playing fantasy trading. He's outta control

 

[Bread]

Floy think we're playing fantasy trading. He's outta control

the boy has an insatiable thirst for trades, he must be stopped

 

[FloydtheFathead]

the boy has an insatiable thirst for trades, he must be stopped

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Accepting to help my sister move today was a mistake. I need to study and sleep.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Accepting to help my sister move today was a mistake. I need to study and sleep.

Why did you do that

 

[UberTag]

Dutch took my advice knowing his win this week was a sure thing and left the injured Diggs in his active lineup when he could have easily swapped him out for Royal. Won't even matter. My guys can earn their zeroes while being active.