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[Dutch Gronk]

Dumb, didn't know he was hurt.

I'm gonna take a break from GAF for a bit. If you guys need anything for the Shirtless League, hit my up on Yahoo or Twitter/snapchat whatever.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Dumb, didn't know he was hurt.

I'm gonna take a break from GAF for a bit. If you guys need anything for the Shirtless League, hit my up on Yahoo or Twitter/snapchat whatever.

Dutch.. no

 

[Bread]

dutch leaves, tabris gets perma'd.

thank you for your sacrifice dutch
*lays rose down on his rock hard abs

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Was it worth losing Dutch.. I don't think it was..

 

[Himynameischris]

I guess since I'm in first place for a second straight week it's only fair that I take control of the league.

 

[BlackGhost]

Biggest mistakes: letting chris & Floy into the league. Such antagonists....dare I even say thugs? I dare do

 

[Bread]

Biggest mistakes: letting chris & Floy into the league. Such antagonists....dare I even say thugs? I dare do

Dutch has made very few mistakes in the thousands of years he has served as commish...sadly he is not perfect like LeBrong. Just a few more months until our nightmares are over and we can banish chris and loy back to the shadow realm known as gata league or some shit who knows that league is for pussies unlike our league which is for men who do it.

 

[Himynameischris]

As my first order as usurper to the throne, I proclaim that all league members must BeCleve and that rice is banned from all burritos.

 

[UberTag]

As my first order as usurper to the throne, I proclaim that all league members must BeCleve and that rice is banned from all burritos.

That better not mean I have to cheer for the Indians next week.

 

[Bread]

As my first order as usurper to the throne, I proclaim that all league members must BeCleve and that rice is banned from all burritos.

hmmm

dutch has never chosen a side in the rice war...you have my attention usurper

 

[Himynameischris]

That better not mean I have to cheer for the Indians next week.

No no it's only for football, fuck baseball

hmmm

dutch has never chosen a side in the rice war...you have my attention usurper

Imagine the possibilities friend...just saying.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Biggest mistakes: letting chris & Floy into the league. Such antagonists....dare I even say thugs? I dare do

Why am I a thug? I've done nothing wrong.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Dutch is gone.



Introducing your new Shirted League commissioner......

Dutch messaged me on Friendster and admitted I was the best man for the job, had always been, and he's finally making it right. He also said Dennis Pitta is more handsome than Gronk.

 

[ActStriker]

I am the true heir.

 

[Bread]

I would like to publicly announce that I am not making my intentions to run as Interim Commish public, they will remain private and only my closest allies will be informed when the time is right.

 

[Greg]

I feel you need a neutral leader

GREG 2016

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Can I be an undecided voter?

 

[Himynameischris]

This is the order, unless your name is at the top y'all got a claim to nothing. I'm appointing Flo as my Vice Commish, we are all brown fans and rice is banned on all burritos.

Now...what to do about pat fans and pineapple on pizza...

 

[Bread]

damn, he supports the banishment of rice from burritos and pineapple on pizza but i disagree with him on the treatment of pats fans.

this must be how chris feels when he supports trump for his sexual prowess despite his treatment of mexicans

 

[FloydtheFathead]

This is the order, unless your name is at the top y'all got a claim to nothing. I'm appointing Flo as my Vice Commish, we are all brown fans and rice is banned on all burritos.



Now...what to do about pat fans and pineapple on pizza...

I'm your Mike Pence

 

[Himynameischris]

damn, he supports the banishment of rice from burritos and pineapple on pizza but i disagree with him on the treatment of pats fans.

this must be how chris feels when he supports trump for his sexual prowess despite his treatment of mexicans

It's a difficult burden I carry so you don't have to friend, I'm here for my people.

I'm your Mike Pence

Flo please we don't want to be associated with those types, we are more like Vader and the Emperor.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Flo please we don't want to be associated with those types, we are more like Vader and the Emperor.

I'm Vader? I knew you were the best

Now if we could knock Biggie from his perch.. you and I could rule both leagues

 

[Himynameischris]

I'm Vader? I knew you were the best

Now if we could knock Biggie from his perch.. you and I could rule both leagues

I made some poor decisions last week in the TB league but no matter I'm still first in the division.


#AllIdoiswin

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I made some poor decisions last week in the TB league but no matter I'm still first in the division.


#AllIdoiswin

I'm trying to make magic happen in trades friend to get that number one spot overall after taking the top spot in the division from Fanatic.

But.. no one wants to deal with me friend.. why don't people like me Chris?

Drwhocryinginrain.gif

 

[Himynameischris]

I'm trying to make magic happen in trades friend to get that number one spot overall after taking the top spot in the division from Fanatic.

But.. no one wants to deal with me friend.. why don't people like me Chris?

Drwhocryinginrain.gif

Word is out you're a master trader friend, sorry

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Word is out you're a master trader friend, sorry

But I'm fair.. I try to be..

And Croc and Biggie rejected my offers..

This is the worst..

I have run through just about everyone in the league except you because you don't have any WRs that I really want.

 

[Bread]

omg shut up you two this is not the time for your taco bell baby back bullshit!

we should be praying for dutch!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

omg shut up you two this is not the time for your taco bell baby back bullshit!

we should be praying for dutch!

i already am

 

[Himynameischris]

omg shut up you two this is not the time for your taco bell baby back bullshit!

we should be praying for dutch!

I know change can be stressful but it's going to be ok friend, rice-less burritos and pineapple-less pizza for all!

But I'm fair.. I try to be..

And Croc and Biggie rejected my offers..

This is the worst..

I have run through just about everyone in the league except you because you don't have any WRs that I really want.

Or maybe that's what I want you to believe....muahahahahahahhahahaha

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Or maybe that's what I want you to believe....muahahahahahahhahahaha

Chris... Your best WR is Maclin.

I can't hype myself up for him.

 

[Himynameischris]

Chris... Your best WR is Maclin.

I can't hype myself up for him.

Parker about to break out watch!!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Parker about to break out watch!!

He's not friend.. I'm sorry.

To be honest.. I'm kinda shocked you haven't tried shopping Lamar for some WRs at this point..

 

[BlackGhost]

Eric Decker out for year, Floy you BASTARD! ;$:$/&&4!/$/)/)/)63&3'sk

 

[UberTag]

Eric Decker out for year, Floy you BASTARD! ;$:$/&&4!/$/)/)/)63&3'sk

That was always an Amari Cooper for Jordan Howard deal with meaningless window-dressing along for the ride. Let's not pretend otherwise.
Floy doesn't want to pitch me trade offers for Antonio Brown. Makes me sad. ;(

 

[Bread]

BG was played by Floy?!

This is the worst shirtless season ever

 

[Himynameischris]

For my second decree I hear by proclaim that all animu is banned unless it takes place in outer space.

 

[BlackGhost]

 

[rando14]

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

*looks at trade

Lmao Bg what are you doing pleighbuey

.

 

[Himynameischris]

BG and Rando doing good work, this league is on the fast track to the top!

 

[BlackGhost]

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Naw the trade was fine. I wasn't winning any games with my team how it was with the injuries. It was basically cooper for those 3 guys who i woulda started. It was a infusion of points! Just didn't realize the jets would tank and ir decker.

Spoiler

Didn't realize his injury was that serious

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Eric Decker out for year, Floy you BASTARD! ;$:$/&&4!/$/)/)/)63&3'sk

I did nothing wrong.

That was always an Amari Cooper for Jordan Howard deal with meaningless window-dressing along for the ride. Let's not pretend otherwise.
Floy doesn't want to pitch me trade offers for Antonio Brown. Makes me sad. ;(

Hey:. I gave him his boy Duke.. that's worth more than anything. Now Rando can't say he's his. I also gave him a gamble to be able to make up for losing Amari to me. I was more than fair.

Also.. looking at what Stranga wants for Antonio in the other league. I am far less likely to be able to afford what you want for him in the Shirtless than I am in the Taco Bell League. What exactly would you want for Antonio Uber just because I am curious.

BG was played by Floy?!

This is the worst shirtless season ever

I didn't play anyone.. I was fair and I standby my merchandise.

I am so behind it that I offer no refunds because I know that it will satisfy any customer.

 

[Wes]

A trade? I'm disgusted.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

A trade? I'm disgusted.

Get down and haggle Wes

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Chuck

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Congrats Act,

You are not the Cleveland Browns.

You got that first win friend.

Edit- Also Bread, let me know friend what you want to do and Kave friend, let me know if you want to hear my offer.

 

[ActStriker]

holy shit

i won

 

[FloydtheFathead]

holy shit

i won

Lamar came through friend.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I need caffeine

 

[Dutch Gronk]

GRONK GRONK mofos

Having a tough battle with Kave. All gonna come down to the Vikings offense this week!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

GRONK GRONK mofos

Having a tough battle with Kave. All gonna come down to the Vikings offense this week!

I taught you everything you know.. I know you can do it.

And with Minx slaying Wes, I will be back on your tail for the top spot