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How is Pepsi a beverage that exists?
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SO EDGY. You suckers and your preferences.
OP, look at it this way.
There are people on this planet that love the taste of human shit. I'm not saying that Pepsi tastes like human shit (I don't drink much soda any more, but I always preferred Pepsi to Coke), but if you can conceptualize the fact that some people out there are wired in such a way that they legitimately enjoy the taste of shit, you shouldn't have any problems coming to terms with someone enjoying a different sugary carbonated beverage than you.
There are people on this planet that love the taste of human shit. I'm not saying that Pepsi tastes like human shit (I don't drink much soda any more, but I always preferred Pepsi to Coke), but if you can conceptualize the fact that some people out there are wired in such a way that they legitimately enjoy the taste of shit, you shouldn't have any problems coming to terms with someone enjoying a different sugary carbonated beverage than you.
SolidSnakesMyStepDad
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I ordered a coke at a restaurant recently and when I took my first sip of my drink my body immediately tried to spit it out. There was something wrong with my drink so I asked my waiter if I can get a different coke or something and she just said oh no we don't carry coke we just have Pepsi.
Marky Mark
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Whenever I ask for coke and the waiter days "we don't have coke, will Pepsi be alright?" I always have the urge to reply "sure, but only if monopoly money is alright"
NameGenerated
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
Because it tastes better than coke.
GoldenEye 007
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This is the much superior drink.
If I were stranded in a desert and this was my only drink option, I'd opt to drink the sand. Diet anything is vile.
Brianimaniac
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Having a preference isn't the point. The point is the need to bring up this specific Coke vs. Pepsi thing all the time. There are so many sodas people could compare, but it's always Coke vs. Pepsi because that's the fight that's been portrayed in ads longer than any of us have been alive. And not only that, but people that prefer one act like the other is disgusting. It's stupid.
Astral Dog
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Thats hot.
The Horror the horror
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The difference between Coke and Pepsi is you can finish a can/bottle of Coke before the guilt sets in; with Pepsi, the guilt sets in after the first few sips and you're pouring that crap out.
Karsticles
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You don't say.
breadtruck
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"Why not both"
It's all about one or nothing.
mugurumakensei
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In a world where grape soda exists, why would you wanf anything else?
Trojita
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I cringe so hard when someone sees me drinking a coke zero at work and they bring up that I should be drinking water instead. Then they go and pour a bunch of water flavoring like Mio in their water.
WesternHeretic
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I'm with this guy. Fuck the diet drink taste like crap. You want healthy? Work out you bums!
This is the much superior drink.
I love this in those tall cans. So good.
Pepsi is superior for single meals, Coca Cola is superior for regular drinking at home. Or that's roughly what Coke learned in an expensive way when they were freaking out about the Pepsi challenge.
AllIsOneIsNone
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All this pepsi talk makes me want a mexican coke.
TwntyOneTwlv
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Pepsi exists because it tastes better.
Pepsi > Coke all day erry day
Pepsi > Coke all day erry day
That's the good shit. Hell, I normally hate Fanta and I'll drink Mexican Fanta all day.
Pineapple fanta is the best.
Wuthering_Heights
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Because it's better than Coke and always has been.
Pretty simple explanation.
Pretty simple explanation.
AllIsOneIsNone
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Hm, I will now try to find this.
do you drink syrup? that's basically what both turn into when they're flat.
Retromelon
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The greatest soda ive ever had was the lebron sprite mix. I cant find it anymore 
Coke is second and pepsi is tasteless runoff water for plebeians
Coke is second and pepsi is tasteless runoff water for plebeians
TheOohChild
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I learned today that some people believe that Pepsi is made with aborted fetuses
RandomExpletive
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Lee Chaolan
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This reminds me, aren't they supposed to be bringing Crystal Clear Pepsi back?
SmackCrackleNPop
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RC Cola is for winners.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Henry's Law does not selectively apply to Coke and Pepsi products, fyi
The best was pepsi natural, but unfortunately it didn't catch on.
The carbonation isn't really a huge issue to me as that can be adjusted. Taste-wise, pepsi has the better test.
Try bottled pepsi or fresh pepsi in a plastic bottle (I've read plastic bottles tend to be over-carbonated when produced because they gradually lose carbonation over time.)
The carbonation isn't really a huge issue to me as that can be adjusted. Taste-wise, pepsi has the better test.
Try bottled pepsi or fresh pepsi in a plastic bottle (I've read plastic bottles tend to be over-carbonated when produced because they gradually lose carbonation over time.)
Lol, no they don't.
Pepsi
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Revenue US$ 66.415 billion (2013)
Operating income US$ 9.705 billion (2013)
Net income US$ 6.74 billion (2013)
Total assets US$ 77.478 billion (2013)
Total equity US$ 24.389 billion (2013)Coke
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Revenue US$ 46.854 billion (2013)
Operating income US$ 10.228 billion (2013)
Net income US$ 8.584 billion (2013)
Total assets US$ 90.055 billion (2013)
Total equity US$ 33.44 billion (2013)GoldenEye 007
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Well that's due to their food items, right? Not the actual Pepsi Cola product?
soulassssns
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Ewww Pepsi and Coke are gross but we all know Dr Pepper is where its at.
Your numbers show that Pepsi brings in $20 billion more revenue than Coke. It's not like he was that far off with his 50% number. $3 billion more revenue for Pepsi and he would be dead on.
GoldenEye 007
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I just looked it up too. That may be true on the revenue, but it's not because of the Pepsi. It's their snacks and Gatorade basically.
TheContact
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Pepsi is so much better tasting than Coke. Plus Pepsi is good guy company. Someone stole the Coke formula and tried selling it to Pepsi and they didn't buy it and reported the guy to authorities.
Look at the net income, that's what they actually make at the end of the day.
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