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[cvxfreak]

no bulge, no buy.

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If you manipulate the camera and dodge at the perfect time, you can see under the robe.

 

[hamauzu kaito]

Gladio has the flattest of ass, so he barely counts at all.

Give me the T H I C K men though, there's a serious lack of that in games. Make it Big Boy Season™.

FFXIV trachtoum

 

[molnizzle]

I was too late to this thread, what was the link for?

(Was busy reading my school's new spicy meme page.)

Why pictures of bare asses and balls of course!

 

[Klaymator14]

dang it i want to see the pics

 

[SarusGray]

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If you manipulate the camera and dodge at the perfect time, you can see under the robe.

this is wayy too much work for my lazy gay butt.

 

[Kremzeek]

Gladio has the flattest of ass, so he barely counts at all.

Give me the T H I C K men though, there's a serious lack of that in games. Make it Big Boy Season™.

This character from Fire Emblem Heroes is a step in the right direction:

 

[Grakl]

This character from Fire Emblem Heroes is a step in the right direction:

Lots of body types in FEH, I like a lot of the characters

 

[Iva Demilcol]

Let's add some variety to the thread

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From Marvel vs Capcom if you didn't know

 

[Astral Dog]

Chrom has the Royal (low res) assets

 

[ivanthebearable]

here you go

jk

I mean Marduk works I guess. He's got the thickness. More powerlifter type bods would be nice though, Bulls are In™ this year

username checks out.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),

FFXIV trachtoum

Roegadyns (and Galkas from 11) are that weird point between furries and people that I dunno how to feel about. They sure are Thick though tbh..

This character from Fire Emblem Heroes is a step in the right direction:

This is good this is great more of this please and thank you.

 

[Sai-kun]

Chrom has the Royal (low res) assets

wow he has almost negative ass

what the fuck lmao

 

[AESplusF]

Roegadyns (and Galkas from 11) are that weird point between furries and people that I dunno how to feel about. They sure are Thick though tbh..

But they don't have any fur?

 

[Grakl]

Chrom has the Royal (low res) assets

No butt who cares

 

[ivanthebearable]

But they don't have any fur?

I guess Galka far more than Roegadyns, though Roegadyns are still like Orcs where it's like... hm

 

[Kangi]

Chrom has the Royal (low res) assets

Who liposuctioned his butt

 

[UnemployedVillain]

All the dudes in FF15 have such flat asses & crotches. So disappointed, because otherwise Gladio is total hotness.

If they had spent half as much effort as they did with stripper Cidney....

Who also has a flat ass. 99% of Japanese character models, regardless of gender, have flat asses, because in general people there don't seem to like bigger asses. The only exceptions seem to be from fighting games (SF, DOA and Soul Calibur)

 

[ivanthebearable]

Chrom has the Royal (low res) assets

An ass that imploded and caved in on itself doesn't work lmao

 

[AESplusF]

 

[Leona Lewis]

Post-rehab stint DINO was sufficiently bae

 

[Burbeting]

The outcry against Mobius protagonist is still one of the dumbest things I've seen gaf do, even if I didn't like the design too much myself.

I'd love to see more bear-type men in sexualised positions in games, but that's a pipedream I guess .

 

[Durrzerker]

Gladio has the flattest of ass, so he barely counts at all.

Give me the T H I C K men though, there's a serious lack of that in games. Make it Big Boy Season™.

REINHARDT AT YOUR SERVICE

 

[Astral Dog]

it went the way of the feet but thats all the ass the 3DS could render at the time.

was going to post another low poly favorite but all screens look blurry :/

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what was this thread about again

 

[Garrett Hawke]

This was pretty good although again really baggy pants. (Pool Party Graves, League)

 

[ivanthebearable]

REINHARDT AT YOUR SERVICE

I love Reinhardt, in fact I really do, but he needs to get a swimsuit/shirtless skin.

YOU HEAR ME BLIZZARD

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please

Edit: GarrettHawke with the good posts up above 👍🏼

 

[Kangi]

This was pretty good although again really baggy pants. (Pool Party Graves, League)

Pool Party Taric was also solid.

Need a Pool Party Ezreal to bring some more of that body diversity.

Then there's Santa Braum...

 

[lenovox1]

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what was this thread about again

How we need more variety in the types of men sexualized in video games.

Y'all are mostly proving his hypothesis right, if only because there are maybe 2, 3 video game males that are sexualized.

Dante posted up thread can smash, tho.

 

[Aarglefarg]

Coincidentally, I got this game today after ordering it last week!

 

[jrDev]

That's because that's in Dissidia where he does look good. This is how he looked in FFXII:

Jesus Christ, I'm dying 😂!

 

[Durrzerker]

I love Reinhardt, in fact I really do, but he needs to get a swimsuit/shirtless skin.

YOU HEAR ME BLIZZARD

Spoiler

please

Edit: GarrettHawke with the good posts up above 👍🏼

We need his olympic spray as a skin in 2018:

But with extra bulge


#DIVULGETHEBULGE

 

[TheRedSnifit]

This is good this is great more of this please and thank you.

Shitty small pictures, but here you go:

Really weird how all these swords and axes and shit only manage to damage their clothes. I wonder if the health bar is just how many clothes they're wearing, and they get defeated when they're naked.

 

[Ydelnae]

Chrom has the Royal (low res) assets

 

[MsKrisp]

Voldo from Soul Calibur maybe?

Gah too risky, too slicy, and that butt is like 2 handfuls of rocks.

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7/10 for putting it out there like that tho

 

[TheRedSnifit]

wow he has almost negative ass

what the fuck lmao

If it makes you feel any better, they also got rid of Tharja's ass. Best body in the army, uh-huh.

 

[redcrayon]

Shitty small pictures, but here you go:

Really weird how all these swords and axes and shit only manage to damage their clothes. I wonder if the health bar is just how many clothes they're wearing, and they get defeated when they're naked.

Ah, that's quite the heroic trend, as Sir Arthur from Ghouls and Ghosts can attest! Bonus points for going down to big boxer shorts with hearts on them, that's when you know you've only got 1hp left.

I've always thought cloak tailors in rpg worlds must really be shaking their heads that heroes wander around with such tatty rags wrapped around them. There's a market opportunity for a budget line of spare adventurers cloaks in a nice colour range, surely.

 

[meltingparappa]

Technically part of a gaming cross media promotion, but...

Submitted for the approval of the midnight society: Nyx from FFXV Kingsglaive.

Based on professional model Johan Alan

 

[Astral Dog]

What about the guys from Dead Rising

 

[RM8]

Post-rehab stint DINO was sufficiently bae

New Dante is probably the hottest game character to date. No wonder people hated him, lol, he was sexualized in the way females are usually sexualized (gratuitous nudity and camera angles). At least it's not a thing that happens all through the game, this is how it should be done IMHO.

It's either him or Wei Shen.

It almost makes me want to play Sleeping Dogs

 

[lenovox1]

Just think: that copywriter has to be even skinnier or has to be the most sarcastic person in the world.

 

[ivanthebearable]

We need his olympic spray as a skin in 2018:

But with extra bulge


#DIVULGETHEBULGE

This is the only spray I didn't get from the Olympics event and I hate it. Would have fit my Overwatch aesthetic I have going on right now in game

 

[Leona Lewis]

Technically part of a gaming cross media promotion, but...

Submitted for the approval of the midnight society: Nyx from FFXV Kingsglaive.

Based on professional model Johan Alan

.

 

[Replicant]

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If you manipulate the camera and dodge at the perfect time, you can see under the robe.

My ideal guy.

 

[Astral Dog]

New Dante is probably the hottest game character to date. No wonder people hated him, lol, he was sexualized in the way females are usually sexualized (gratuitous nudity and camera angles). At least it's not a thing that happens all through the game, this is how it should be done IMHO.

It's either him or Wei Shen.

It almost makes me want to play Sleeping Dogs

Only in a few scenes tbh. Most of the game he is really boring

 

[meltingparappa]

.

Someday, I will pull a full blown heist of a Square Enix server, just so I can get his Maya model and 3d print him out.

 

[tsundoku]

Wow wheres the link to the sexy men in the op
close this topic

I was thinking about this last night when I had to level up some mustachioed daddy type in fire emblem, And I reflected on how there are large parts of twitter obsessed with this "daddy fetish" and then I made a team of my prettiest boys to satisfy myself

 

[MrCookiepants]

I missed the porn. RIP TC.

 

[Macchiato]

Fire Emblem Heroes and BOTW Link's deep V are p great, but I agree there are slim pickings for sexy male videogame characters compared to female ones, which seem almost exclusively designed for sexual appeal.

 

[Muskieratboi]

So, this thread is essentially "We need more Dad Bods in gaming"?

Cause I agree.

 

[ivanthebearable]

So, this thread is essentially "We need more Dad Bods in gaming"?

Cause I agree.

Anyone who doesn't is wrong.

 

[tsundoku]

Fire Emblem Heroes and BOTW Link's deep V are p great, but I agree there are slim pickings for sexy male videogame characters compared to female ones, which seem almost exclusively designed for sexual appeal.

Botw link is like a homestuck character. the fanart of him is great but in the game he's absurdly dead eyed and has this awful yellow orange skin in most lighting

 

[lenovox1]

So, this thread is essentially "We need more Dad Bods in gaming"?

Cause I agree.

Apparently he was just posting porn twinks with big butts.

But he had a point buried deep in his persecution complex.

There are an alarming number of male video game characters designed with no thighs, no butt, no balls, and a completely inhuman upper body covered from neck to toe.

While on the female side, you get nothing but perfect T&A with a camera and attire that shows everything off.