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[RBH]

Fuck this shit.


Ketchup over Mayo every day of the week.

 

[The Lamp]

Fuck this shit.


Ketchup over Mayo every day of the week.

Now I'm imagining things covered in both, and I think I'm going to vomit.

 

[Old Gimlet Eyes]

I really thought that ketchup would be #1. Surprised to see mustard so low and shrinking, I love me some mustard.

 

[amnesiac]

Steak sauce > Barbecue sauce > Every other disgusting condiment ever

 

[Extra Sauce]

I'm not even kidding when I say that a shrinking mustard market symbolizes everything that is wrong with America.

 

[DominoKid]

fucking gross. mayo is horrible.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

#TeamMayo
#TeamRanch
#TeamCountryGravy

 

[NeoGAF.]

#TeamMayo
#TeamRanch
#TeamCountryGravy

Country gravy all day.

 

[water_wendi]

i loooove mayo but i will be the first to admit that some mayo is nasty. Its hard to find a nice mellow (not super eggy tasting) mayo. Currently my go to mayo is the Walmart brand mayo. Its not overpowering but has a nice creamy flavor with no strong aftertaste. The best is some of the restaurant branded stuff. Sysco i think.

 

[RPGCrazied]

I like all those. When I make hamburgers I like Mayo, ketchup and mustard on it. That's the only time when I have all 3 together.

 

[jusmailuck]

Plain American Mayo is so disgusting, they chunk it on everything. Bleh.
Now Mustard...

 

[Banjotanooki]

I like all those. When I make hamburgers I like Mayo, ketchup and mustard on it. That's the only time when I have all 3 together.

MY MAN!

Mayonaise on Burgers FOREVER!!!

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

American mayo is pretty hit or miss, and sometimes can be really nasty and vinegary. Japanese mayo is where it's at. Milder vinegar + a bit of MSG = damn tasty condiment. No wonder they put it on pizza.

 

[Htown]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubV3t9_CwDc

Spoiler

mayonnaise sucks

 

[Dali]

Spicy Brown Mustard or bust.

#teamspicybrownmustard

Never been a fan of mayo. I think it's disgusting on hamburgers and absolutely ruins them and the few sandwiches it is good on i only like a very, very small amount. Ketchup is great for fries, fried tators, burgers and hot dogs that's right i said ketchup on hot dogs.

You're the second person to say this like it's odd. Is ketchup on hotdogs not a normal thing?

 

[richiek]

Mayo... yuck.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubV3t9_CwDc

You're the second person to say this like it's odd. Is ketchup on hotdogs not a normal thing?

The great GAF hot dog condiment debate to recommence in 3, 2...

 

[jusmailuck]

You're the second person to say this like it's odd. Is ketchup on hotdogs not a normal thing?

It's an East Coast thing I think.

 

[RPGCrazied]

You're the second person to say this like it's odd. Is ketchup on hotdogs not a normal thing?

Not odd for me. I put ketchup on my hotdogs along with mustard.

 

[lednerg]

Why are they comparing the amount in dollars? I really don't think they all cost the same per volume.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Those are three of the worst condiments.

 

[RobotHaus]

No marinara? No olive oil? What is this madness?!

 

[Lazyslob]

Mayo and ketchup are disgusting. Mustard will always be the king.

 

[Homeboyd]

No marinara? No olive oil? What is this madness?!

Those would be "dips"

Mayo and ketchup are disgusting. Mustard will always be the king.

But they JUST told you that's wrong.

 

[Phoenix]

No marinara? No olive oil? What is this madness?!

I don't believe we consider those condiments

 

[Tesseract]

mayo is fucking disgusting bird shit

 

[Angelus Errare]

Mayonnaise colored benz I push miracle whips.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Mayo is disgusting....

 

[Llyranor]

Let's be honest here: best condiment is hummus

 

[CrackPebbles]

chipotle bbq sauce is highly underrated. Fuck mayo and mustard.

 

[MrGreencastle]

I live by the rule for sandwiches: Mayo (Hellman's is my brand) with white meats, mustard (French's) with red meats.

Of course, I've also been know to substitute with cream cheese, avocado, and some other interesting custom spreads... But largely, I stick to the rule above.

 

[AoM]

You're the second person to say this like it's odd. Is ketchup on hotdogs not a normal thing?

Yes.

 

[maruchan]

So this list is total shit. Salsa a dip what is this bullshit? I think this was made big mayo!

 

[UrokeJoe]

It's a key ingredient.

 

[Silkworm]

But mayonnaise can be versatile. For instance:

 

[jchap]

The best

Egg yolk + white wine vinegar + lemon + mustard + salt + oil = The best

Fresh mayo can't be beat

 

[Hunter S.]

Salsa and Picante sauce are not listed? I bet they beat ketchup or at least in the Western USA.

 

[Silkworm]

Egg yolk + white wine vinegar + lemon + mustard + salt + oil = The best

Fresh mayo can't be beat

I've made fresh aioli and I agree with this sentiment

 

[PK Gaming]

Not bad

As long as ketchup and BBQ are in the top 5, it's all good

 

[DJ_Lae]

I'm not a massive fan of mayo on its own but it's an important part of lots of dips and sauces and dressings. Ketchup is more limited in that regard.

Mustard is awesome, though.

Steak sauce can fuck right off.

edit - just noticed the bit about the rising demand of low fat mayo. Christ, if you're going to eat mayo, eat mayo. Don't eat 'mayo style spread.'

 

[cdyhybrid]

Mayo is gross.

 

[Deadbeat]

Horseradish is greatly underrated.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Can Canada as a country claim mustard, or is that still Germany's thing?

Damn, that looks good. I haven't really gotten into mustard but it is my go to condiment, that and cock sauce.

 

[Windu]

Also, ketchup on hotdogs is amazing.

 

[NeoGAF.]

Horseradish is greatly underrated.

ew no stop

 

[Amikami]

Never been a fan of mayo by itself anyway. Prefer ketchup really. But if we're talking mayo based sauces...different story. Tarter sauce is good and mayo mixed with ketchup makes a nice spread for burgers and dipping sauce for fries. Mayo by itself it really not my thing though. Never understood peoples obsession with pure mayonnaise caked onto sandwiches. Just gross.

 

[Clipse]

No love for salsa?

 

[Ricerocket]

Disgusting texture and taste. I always pass on mayo for spicy mustard.

 

[SneakySneaks]

/\/\/\
ITADAKIMASU knows what's up. Spicy mustard is goddamn amazing, though a great ball park mustard is impossible to find outside the Midwest.

Fuck mayo, pure eggy fat that does nobody any good. Also BBQ needs to be lower since everyone should make their own, the store bought stuff is mostly crap and has nowhere near the right amount of tang (especially now that James River only sells to restaurants).

 

[XiaNaphryz]

No love for salsa?

Salsa and Picante sauce are not listed? I bet they beat ketchup or at least in the Western USA.

It's in the OP:

Various readers have asked why salsa isn’t included on this list. Euromonitor responds that salsa is, technically speaking, a “dip”, not a condiment. So now you know. For what it’s worth, salsa would eclipse ketchup, but still be second to mayo.