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[HarryDemeanor]

Is the John Cena Championship one of the options we can vote for?
Either John Cena's the champ or you have his belt and are the John Cena Champion!
Even Del Rio would get over if he was called the John Cena Champion!
And by being the John Cena Champion, you would have to wear Cena's merchandise as part of the deal.
So, naturally, nobody actually WANTS to win the John Cena Championship besides John Cena.

Everybody wins!

I went to the .com and saw this.

I don't have the App so I don't know if there's more choices outside of those three.

 

[Vee_One]

It takes a lot of work to find someone that is the same level of boring as Jack Swagger.

wut

 

[Anth0ny]

HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA

 

[Dark Ninja]

Titus should throw up mid Cesaro swing

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

why

 

[gurudyne]

They're doing it, wow. They must hate ratings.

 

[Enfinit]

Is he actually vomiting?

 

[Htown]

SHOOOOOORYUUUUKEEEEN

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

How aout just callingnite, The Belt.

 

[Alucard]

I can't believe this puking thing is a storyline.

 

[somedevil]

What a uppercut.

 

[Ithil]

Swiss Death finally wins a match.

 

[JesseEwiak]

He had bloody garbage matches with JBL.

That were great. Not every match has to be Flair-Steamboat to be possible. I've seen Jerry Lawler-Bill Dundee matches that were made up of punches, kicks, chain shots, and a piledriver that were ten times better than your average ROH spotfest.

 

[gurudyne]

The WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Clearcut, classic.

Any chance that was a tease at Cesaro splitting from Zeb and Swagger?

 

[KissVibes]

Darren Young with a pretty nice suplex. Impressed.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

The Undisputed WWE Championship belt presented By Mattel.

 

[Master Thespian]

It takes a lot of work to find someone that is the same level of boring as Jack Swagger.

This gif is the most exciting this guy's ever been.

 

[JesseEwiak]

The WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Clearcut, classic.

Any chance that was a tease at Cesaro splitting from Zeb and Swagger?

Cesaro is obviously going to be a face sooner or later. Or cut away from a midcard act like the Real Americans.

 

[Ithil]

That were great. Not every match has to be Flair-Steamboat to be possible. I've seen Jerry Lawler-Bill Dundee matches that were made up of punches, kicks, chain shots, and a piledriver that were ten times better than your average ROH spotfest.

No, they were garbage. WM 21's match was terrible. Don't make this a "indie spotfest" deal, Cena was on Smackdown at that time for a good reason, because his wrestling was in need of editing.

He's obviously better now, and he has an ability to pull it out or big matches, but he himself is not a great wrestler. He's not a bad one, but he's not great. He's limited, clumsy and awkward, and his ideas of selling are questionable.

So he's not a great wrestler, but manages to have good matches, with the right opponents. It's a different kind of skill, and it should be commended, but he certainly should not be called "one of the company's best wrestlers".

 

[somedevil]

]http://i.imgur.com/PJHWx1Z.gif
This gif is the most exciting this guy's ever been.

I'll up you one:

Also they should do the Rhodes, Usos and Real Ameicans 3 way chairs match.

 

[Alucard]

Darren Young seems to have improved his in-ring game. Looked good in the limited ring time he had in that match.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Unified champion? Really?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd NEW UNIFIED CHAMPION.....

 

[Kaladin]

What do you want** the new champion to be called?

**This will not be what is ultimately picked.

 

[Pavaloo]

I'm convinced Punk is nearing Kanye-Mode where he thinks what he does is great by virtue of it being by him..

Fuck this is too good.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

The worst fucking choice.

 

[Ultratech]

The Unified Champion?

*barf*

 

[Ithil]

By the way, 420chan.org's /wooo/ board rigged that poll to pick the worst option.

 

[gurudyne]

"The greatest match in history"? Even by the standards of professional wrestling's self-aggrandizing, that's legit laughable.

 

[Anth0ny]

that's a horrible name

what's wrong with undisputed champ?

 

[GaimeGuy]

principle owner of stephanie mcmahon

 

[DominoKid]

it's funny how they can't make people care about this match.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Nobody cares.

At all.

 

[Kaladin]

So, if the titles are not unified at TLC, can I ask for a refund? It was guaranteed.

 

[UberTag]

I'm glad I don't watch Smackdown after seeing that puke segment.

Even a terrible Droz gimmick deserves to be brought back from time to time for Vince's amusement.

 

[Ithil]

They're emphasizing that WAY too much. They're going to try and pass off the "each guy grabs a belt" as a shocking swerve.

 

[Master Thespian]

What do you want** the new champion to be called?

**This will not be what is ultimately picked.

Yep.

"I'm sure the Authority will take this under advisement."
-Michael Cole

 

[Coldnoodle]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR APONO

 

[HarryDemeanor]

They're emphasizing that WAY too much. They're going to try and pass off the "each guy grabs a belt" as a shocking swerve.

Oh please god no.

 

[DominoKid]

They're emphasizing that WAY too much. They're going to try and pass off the "each guy grabs a belt" as a shocking swerve.

even though that's the result everyone expected from the start...

 

[Boose]

That is a lot of ladders.

 

[Alucard]

"The greatest match in history"? Even by the standards of professional wrestling's self-aggrandizing, that's legit laughable.

This match will inevitably have been better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xju9k3s-JrY

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Where's the BRRRR APPLEDOUGH guy?

 

[Anth0ny]

ahahahaha this is great



totally won't be a screwjob finish at the next ppv, guys. totally.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Where's the BRRRR APPLEDOUGH guy?

WWE bored him to death.

We even lost Frankman.

FRANKMAN FFS!

 

[Kaladin]

All the greats.

 

[DominoKid]

omg yall Triple H is so great!

 

[Anth0ny]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SILENCE WHEN SHE SAID TRIPLE H AFTER ROCK AND AUSTIN

I'M DEAD

 

[Pavaloo]

Man I fucking love Stephanie, she's always killing it. Really like Authority in general.

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Stephanie is killing me right now.