As the group argued on who to turn over to the angry lynch mob, a voice popped up..
"Where did hey_monkey go?"
The group looked around, completely baffled. hey_monkey had indeed disappeared. But their search did not take very long, as they found her back in the council room where the events of the night had started at. She was looking over the pizza boxes that had been left on each person's podium. Looking up, she motioned to Retro to come over.
"Blarg was sitting here? Right? In this spot?", she began, eagerly.
Retro put his hand to his chin, as if he was lost in thought. However, he quickly looked back at hey_monkey.
"Umm... let me think, I do believe that was his spot..." he began, before taking a few steps closer to hey_monkey. "But what does th... wait, is that smell-"
"It is! Even thought a lot of the pizza slices of of his box are missing now, there's PINEAPPLE in here! Blarg is one of the Pineapple Pizza lovers!", Responded hey_monkey, as she cut off Retro.
"Perhaps it's time we had a talk with him.", said Retro, as he began to look around for Blargonaut.
Lifeline, who was looking down at cabot's dead body, suddenly jumped up and turned to the two of them.
"Wait... where IS he?"
The group turned around, looking for Blarg, yet there was no sign of him. But they didn't have long to look, for a commotion had suddenly started outside.
The angry mob had flared up once again.
No longer were they looking at the door, anticipating someone to come out.
No, they were looking up at the roof of the two story building. For a lone man stood up there upon the edge, imposing his statue upon the people below.
Lone, and almost completely naked.
He had his arms crossed, and a stern expression was on his face. A slice of pineapple pizza was flipped upside down on his head, with the point facing forward. Cheese was all over his hair. Pineapples on his feet, presumably fallen off from his hair. The only piece of actual clothing he wore was a blue cape containing the imagery of a slice of pizza with pineapple on it. Massive amounts of cheese, pepperoni, and pineapple had been used to cover his genitals.
This man, was none other than Blargonaut.
"FOOLISH NARRATION!" he shouted at the sky, apparently able to break the fourth wall and read this dialogue. "I am not Blargonaut. I am..."
This man, was none other than the great super hero, The Pineapple Pepperoni Pizza Lover, Defender of Pineapple, Warrior of Justice
"Narration? The hell is he talking about?" mused one member of the mob.
"Beats me, how do we get him down from there?" questioned another.
"I know of where there's a ladder!" chimed in a third voice, as they sped off to a side road.
Up above, Blargona... er The Pineapple Pepperoni Pizza Lover paid no attention to their rumblings. He face showed no change of emotions as he slowly looked down at the mob. He was ready to face his death with dignity. The hero that GAFia deserved, even if they didn't really need him right now.
"People of this city, you have been tainted!" he shouted to the mob below, as he pointed down at the mob, "My heart aches out in pain! For there is nothing I can do to save you now!"
The mob looked at each other for a few seconds, before continuing their shouting at him.
"BUT DO NOT FRET! For I, The Great Pineapple Pepperoni Pizza Lover, Defender of Pineapple, Warrior of Justice, have come up with a solution!"
He moved his arm upward towards the sky. No longer was he pointing at them, but rather pointing past them.
"If I cannot save you alone, then I shall return! I will gather allies, I will form pacts, I will create alliances. One day, some day, we shall ride back to the great city of GAFia, and save you all from this twisted taint and hatred!"
The crowd continued to shout, as they passed a ladder from person to person.
Blargonaut looked back down below. Something down there had caught his eye. Something utterly marvelous. Seeing what he saw, he knew it was now or never. Backing up a few steps, he began to sprint, and when he had hit the edge of the roof, he jumped straight off.
The angry mob was completely stunned at the events that had just unfolded before them. Those holding the ladder even dropped it on the spot!
As if in slow motion, they watched a man covered in pineapples and cheese jump through the air. The slice of pizza that had been on his head fell off and hit a passerby. The cheese and pineapple that were covering his manly bits began to part away.
It was quite the sight to behold. And also very disturbing.
Seconds later, Bla-.. The Pineapple Pepperoni Pizza Lover, landed with a roll onto the ground. There was no way he hadn't bruised himself doing that. Yet despite this apparent flaw, he quickly got on his feet and jumped onto a nearby bike that had been parked onto the side of the road. It would appear it had belonged to Ouro before he had gotten his new fancy car, as words "Property of Ourobolus" were scribbled onto the back plate.
He turned back to the crowd, and shouted, "SEEYA SUCKERS." His bare ass could be seen by all. It was almost as if he was mooning them intentionally.
The angry mob continued to look dumbfounded for a second, as he sped off with Ouro's (now former) bike. A cry from within the mob however shook them out of their daze.
"GET HIM~!"
And with that, they began their chase of The Pineapple Pepperoni Pizza Lover, GAFia's greatest superhero, as he sped away from the city he was suppose to protect.
The only person left standing there was YesNOnoNOYes, unsure if she should be laughing at the turn of events or not...
