Mass Effect Andromeda: 5/10. Early CG / target footage. Andromeda is a neat setting. I loved Mass Effect (especially the first game) but I think it makes a much worse action shooter than it does a sci-fi RPG, so I think they should focus on making a sci-fi RPG. The trailer suggests they're still focusing on making an action shooter. Beyond that there's not much to go off of. I'm not really someone that gets hyped by CG trailers for semi-annualized games. Any game series that sells well will get infinite sequels, so the mere fact that one exists should not really be cause of excitement. Next year there will presumably be a Dragon Age trailer, and it won't be "OMG HYPE" because if you are reading this and you don't know there's going to be a Dragon Age 4, well, focus all your brain power on remembering to breathe or you might die.
Need for Speed: 7/10. The opening FMV thing looked kinda dumb, with Guitar Hero Live it almost feels like a trend. But then the transition to the in-game footage was so smooth. The game looked beautiful. I wish there was a little less UI because we had this beautiful world with spectacular weather effects and a great looking city. Car was amazing. Felt like a great open world feel. I have no idea if this will be fun to play, but I was very impressed by how it looked.
The Old Republic Expansion: 0/10. It's a fourth expansion or whatever to an MMO. The direction sounds fine, of course, but getting into an MMO at this point means substantial baggage.
Unravel: 10/10. Looked beautiful, mechanics and physics looked great (I think we might finally be reaching the point where physics are good enough that physics platformers don't feel janky. I feel like I just cursed it.) Developer seemed effusive. The snow scene in the trailer was beautiful. And I actually liked that the whole world wasn't textiles. You're playing with yarn in the real world, not in a yarn world. I hope EA's publishing doesn't needlessly kneecap availability on PC outside Origin, add DLC or microtransactions, or otherwise hurt the game. I wouldn't normally have to say this, but I feel like Trapdoor/EA's Warp suffered from EA publishing it, and the DeathSpank series is a similarly weird cock-up.
PvZ GW2 7-ish/10: Well, the dude in the zombie suit was dumb. The game itself looked pleasant and I'm glad they showed actual gameplay. It looked kinda like Orcs Must Die. Way too many prompts on screen, would like a cleaner UI. Glad it's multiplayer and that they're sticking with it and expanding the scope.
Mobile: 0/10. Pathetic. Minion's Paradise looks like another shitty wait for the timer F2P city building, like an even less charming Simpsons Tapped Out. To have someone stand up and get excited about it and then pretend that it's a big deal that "Phil" is "EXCLUSIVE" to this... are you kidding me? Who gives a shit, it's cheap disposable garbage that milks money out of people who have gambling propensities. EA has the capability to make good mobile games, and actually several of their early mobile games were pretty good. But at this point they pump out excrement. I notice their live demo for this shitty game didn't have one of the no doubt countless "You need to wait or pay money! Buy some premium currency you filthy animal!" screens. Fuck Phil, fuck this.
Sports: This all looked pretty dumb. I hate the stupid tech buzzwords ("GameFace HD ScanningTek" was this necessary? "LiveMotion"). It's pathetic and it makes the already slimy business of selling annualized stuff feel even more like used car sales. Why did they get some random doofus from the audience up on stage and then put his Twitter username on the screen? There's no way this comes off as "authentic" to the audience they're trying to reach. Talking about "swag" is just awful. The NBA Live animation stuff did look pretty good... but then after spending 10 minutes on it, they showed a trailer that mostly showed the same stuff. Then Pele happened and I went away. Then I came back and they were still doing sports stuff. I'm glad FIFA includes women's national teams, I'm really impressed with how well the industry has done so far this year with making it clear that gaming is for everyone.
Mirror's Edge: 7/10. The trailer makes it clear that Mirror's Edge is Mirror's Edge. You wanted more Mirror's Edge? Well, this is Mirror's Edge. I'm not sure I was able to form an impression beyond that. It looks good, obviously, but I don't really know that it's doing anything new.
Battlefront: 8/10. This looked really beautiful. Again, too much stuff happening in the UI. Clean that shit up and imagine how well it will look. I don't want CoD-esque prompts coming up everywhere. The motion looked good, the scale was great. Looks like they've done a good job of following up on the original two games. I have just one presentation beef: having the woman up there talk about what Star Wars means to her.
I understand that there are stuff that people grow up with and it's magical and all that. But you never hear people talk about how McDonald's is magical to them. One of the reasons is because McDonald's is everywhere all the time. No one ever goes through a part of their life wanting more McDonald's, because if you want it, you never have it. Star Wars was magical in part because because it was a one off... and then two sequels... and then a long wait before they were widely available at home... and then a surprise announcement, a generation later, that there would be new movies. That's magical. Now, Star Wars is going to be releasing at least one movie and at least one AAA marquee 10 million seller game every single year. Star Wars merchandise is everywhere. No one ever has to go a day without something new Star Wars related.
I can believe Star Wars is enjoyable... but I truly don't understand what world someone is living in if they still think it's magical.
All in all it wasn't the worst EA conference ever, but it suffered from the same crap that drags them down every year. Lots of people love and buy EA sports games, but you can't tell me that the way they handle them in their press conferences is the best way to do it. At least they had some content this year.