nrvalleytime
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That would be a slippery slope.
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Kotaku: Meet The Head Transplant Doctor at The Centre of a MGS Conspiracy
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That would be a slippery slope.
Mermandala
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It isn't just about bananas... lest we forget the importance of the noodles.
MadClacker
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Would be better if he was using sausages...
FAREWELL SAUSAGE.
FAREWELL SAUSAGE.
Its 43.2615%.
The Lone Courier
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DarkConfidant
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This is hilarious. Though I'd be really mad if MGS5 gets delayed because of GAF.
A second possibility is that Kojima has an account on GAF, and posted the original thread as some sort of viral marketing.
These hashtags yo lol
RIP in peace whoever gets their head sewed onto a banana.
This is the biggest shock I've had in this thread.
You mean Pacman's mom?The curse of Hayter hits again.
Kojima has been cursed by Hayter.
So does this mean that this event is a considerable piece of history now like the Boston tea party?
This is just...amazing. I thought the story was done before, but it came back with a vengeance.
The funniest part to me is the doctor apparently thinking that even if he was correct in his lawsuit that he would be entitled to all of the game's profits for a character that in all likelihood won't appear in the game for over a few minutes.
They walk down the stage as the NWO theme song starts to play. Kojima is Hulk Hogan in that scenario.
The funniest part to me is the doctor apparently thinking that even if he was correct in his lawsuit that he would be entitled to all of the game's profits for a character that in all likelihood won't appear in the game for over a few minutes.
They walk down the stage as the NWO theme song starts to play. Kojima is Hulk Hogan in that scenario.
Who the hell is going to play Diesel and Scott?
FantasticMrFoxdie
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wow. just wow.
that said I love u all of mgsgaf.
oh my god
that said I love u all of mgsgaf.
This conspiracy stops for no one!
oh my god
RoadHazard
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Oh GAF. I love you.
Absolutely incredible
This conspiracy stops for no one!
it cant be a fucking head transplant...right?!
its a body transplant. wtf!? or fake.
I have the same reaction. That last thread and now this article are stupidly entertaining.
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Maybe he bought an account for US$299
This is all a ploy to get Konami to employ him back.
Blood Diamonds
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y'all are getting Kojima sued lmaoo
By the way this is slightly off-topic but--why does kotaku's European site have SUCH a better layout? Like that's so much better to read, it's amazing.
Somehow, I think Hayter would make a good Diesel.
Somehow, I think Hayter would make a good Diesel.
Best gif of the year. Bravo.
This conspiracy stops for no one!
It's a head transplant. The idea is to use the body of a brain-dead patient. A team of more than 100 nurses and doctors will work for days straight to complete the procedure. Both heads are severed at the same time, and then the spinal cords are reconnected with a glue-like substance. They did it with a chimp once, but the chimp ultimately died because its new body rejected its head. (Hard for me to write this line since I'm a big animal lover...) So I would think (hope) that they've found a way around that issue this time.
the stupidest part was when they were discussing the amount of money that MGSV would make and he's all omg that would more than pay for the transplant. like he would just get all of it. haha
Yeah, that was funny. In fairness to the doc, I think he was just getting a sense of how big this videogame series is, and by extension how lucrative a target Konami might be.
ShadowKingpin
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The Metal Gear conspiracy nuts win again. -_- I swear, even if Hideo Kojima took a shit on a random pedestrian, people would assume it were some crazy viral marketing for MGSV, or a foretelling of MGS6.
ShockingAlberto
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Maybe everything Kojima does is not a troll.
More importantly, maybe everything he does is not a successful troll.
I think, to some degree, Kojima is always going to chase the way he fooled the gaming world (incredibly well) with MGS2's switch. But I think the greater echo of that is how everyone else wants to have that feeling of being positively fooled again, so they look for anything that could possibly lead them to that feeling of a grander scope to what seems like slight-of-hand. People are looking for actual magic in card tricks.
It's starting to get less fun and more unhealthy to observe.
More importantly, maybe everything he does is not a successful troll.
I think, to some degree, Kojima is always going to chase the way he fooled the gaming world (incredibly well) with MGS2's switch. But I think the greater echo of that is how everyone else wants to have that feeling of being positively fooled again, so they look for anything that could possibly lead them to that feeling of a grander scope to what seems like slight-of-hand. People are looking for actual magic in card tricks.
It's starting to get less fun and more unhealthy to observe.
you get what I'm saying right? the brain is the whole, the starting and ending point. if a brain dead something gets replaced with a non-brain dead something the non gets to be the new subject, the entire story should begin and end with the functioning head (brain) so the healthy head gets a new body. the brain dead head is fucking gone. this is all backwards.
unless of course they plan on taking a good brain out of a bad head and replacing it with a good head.
this is so ridiculous. haha
Damerman
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The curse of Hayter hits again.
Kojima has been cursed by Hayter.
lmao, where the hell do you find this shit.
MrMatt555
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Lets look back...TPP was first officially shown in 2012, the first thing we ever see in that trailer is the doctor. Now, the real life doctor begun talking about head transplantation possibility 2 years ago. How would Kojima get his likeness in the game before he even came out of the woodwork?
This conspiracy stops for no one!
best gif i've ever seen on gaf, well done
Alcoholikaust
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that is sensational-is it his work?
Freedom = $1.05
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Clones!
a lot of what this guy does has some sort of link to MGS which is why this is so entertaining. Not since Chico = Quiet has the carnival of stupid been so entertaining.
Air Zombie Meat
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you get what I'm saying right? the brain is the whole, the starting and ending point. if a brain dead something gets replaced with a non-brain dead something the non gets to be the new subject, the entire story should begin and end with the functioning head (brain) so the healthy head gets a new body. the brain dead head is fucking gone. this is all backwards.
unless of course they plan on taking a good brain out of a bad head and replacing it with a good head.
I get you but apparently when talking about a transplant whatever is attached to a new immune system is considered the transplant. Thats why they call it a head transplant rather than a body transplant.
Omg! This made my day. It would be so sad but that is funny. Also this doctor seems mental.
yeah, it's Torro. He's amazing with his gifs.
Would probably have to ask but I would like to think that it is. I've seen a lot of great gifs they've posted here on GAF.
Edit: ^ yeah! I was right
I wonder if Canavero will sue me for using his photo in that gif.
Geoff Keighley know this since the begging when kojiam came up with idea and even kojima sketch the logo and was talking about joakim mogren troll
I am in the presence of greatness. You made a fantastic gif
and #TeamKojima will save you
efyu_lemonardo
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you forget the cringe inducing #cg thread...
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