"Good morning, Kawazu-san. Thanks for having me here today, to a meeting in your opulent Executive Producer office."
"Congratulations, Hirai-san, on becoming president of SCE, our former most important industry partner."
"Thank you. As the new president, it's my job to pick up where Kutaragi-san left off and continue to forge strong relationships with software makers."
"Of course. Well, I'm not sure what we'll really be able to do for the PSP at this point. We'd only be able to make our money back on ports of PlayStation 1 games, but that ship has pretty much sailed after PS3."
"Please. I'll take
anything."
"I'll put another SaGa game on it! I'll make it myself!"
"Oh, man. When I said
anything, I didn't mean it."
"Well, that was my last idea. We don't have any other old content that's not already earmarked for DS or Virtual Console. Unless we ported some old GBA games to PSP. Hahahahahaha!"
"Hahaahaahahahahahahaha!"
"Hahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahah!"
"..."
"Haahaha... why did you stop laughing?"
"Could... could you do that?"
"...I'll talk to some people."