I'm sure anyone who spends at least a little time in Off Topic has run into this guy before. Here are a few of his gems:
So what does GAF think? Is he one of the greatest or worst trolls ever? I personally like him, he manages to make me laugh nearly every time he posts especially when he does it in serious threads and manages to make most people take his posts seriously.
P.S: Also, anyone with great troll stories to post, go ahead and post them.
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Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.
Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:In my country they just kill the dog, tore it to pieces,cook it and sell it in side these deep fried flour made balls called rellenos. Theyre fucking incredible. You have to be careful though, one time I got one with a long, fat hair on it and puked my ass out.
Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:I know how you feel op. My 13 year old cousin was in love with me. I knew that because my family was teasing me because they saw her crying with a photo of me because she had not seen me in a week and later cause she told me. I was 22 at the time, just out of a relationship and depressed. At a new years eve i was alone in the balcony, sort of drunk with tears in my eyes then all of suddenly she kissed me and I kissed her back. We started feeling each other up but suddenly we heard someone coming. It wasnt her it was my aunt. We stopped. My cousin always visits us once a week so for the following months we would sneak around to make out and I teached her how to pleasure me. I always asked her if she wanted to do this and she said yes. It took a while for her to let me eat her too. We were happy just being with one another.
One day I came to a realization that this was wrong. I explained to her how much I loved her but that I was her cousin and she was a beautiful girl that should have a boyfriend outside her family. She cried and said she wouldnt go away so I started being distant with her. She texted me constantly, began cutting herself and began fighting because she thought I had found someone else. I saw how much it was bothering her so I began to be closer to her as a friend. She began to hate me. Everytime I went to talk to her she wouldnt respond like she was erasing me from existence. I thought she had found someone else and even though it made me feel angry It was for the greater good. Believe me when I say the air is not right between us ever since. I am a piece of shit. I fucked up her life. All because I am weak.
So what does GAF think? Is he one of the greatest or worst trolls ever? I personally like him, he manages to make me laugh nearly every time he posts especially when he does it in serious threads and manages to make most people take his posts seriously.
P.S: Also, anyone with great troll stories to post, go ahead and post them.
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WTH?