Blargonaut
Banned
Brethren, I hereby propose that from now on and henceforth, parents must no longer name their children with inferior backwater "gender-specific" names like Jyllmia, Lotharn or Solravia; but, instead after a combination of:
- a descriptive but gender- and colour-unspecific adjective, noun or verb and
- an animal or plant (mythic or mundane).
For example:
Happy Cat
Dew-Upon-Sunflower
Tender Dog
Brine Lemur
Revolver Ocelot
Viscous Sinraptor
Hubris Turtle
etc.
This allows distinction of individuals and their individuality while having the benefit of remaining completely racially-, ethnically-, culturally-, colour- and gender-unspecific. If the child does not like their given birth name, they can easily legally change at any time once any heroic feat evoking the majesty of a wilderness aspect is accomplished. This also eliminates any excuse for name-discrimination as all flora and fauna are proven to have a part to play in the Circle of Life, thereby making all possible insults obsolete. There is everything to gain here, my colleagues. The path to a genderless YOU-topia. The social future.
Who shall sign and flay themselves in blood-pact with me?
✎ ______________