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[jiggles]

No, because that would be Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Clusters. So sickly sweet though. Lashings of cold milk just adds to the so-bad-it's-good nature of this product.

Ha ha - before posting this I saw jiggles chose the same cereal. I stopped buying them - it's a one-trip road to obesity once you start down this dark path.

Oh, for sure. I don't buy them, except as an annual-ish treat.

 

[mr jones]

The lack of Peanut butter Captain crunch is criminal in this thread.

It was my cereal of choice, this was before I got diabetes and realized that all cereal is like 30+ carbs for 1/3 or 1/2 cup before you even add milk.

Lol madness

See, when I became pre-diabetic, I started eating a healthier breakfast. Take a couple Snickers bars, cut 'em up, throw 'em in a bowl, add milk.

SOOOOO satisfying. And the milk afterwards? Bruh....

 

[metsallica]

PS, there is also a chocolate version of this. It's not quite as good... but it's also great.

 

[NobleGundam]

Honey Bunches of oats says hi

 

[NeonBlack]

it hurt so much

my poor asshole

my anus, ripped asunder.

I swear to curse grape nut when I die

THOSE RESILIENT NUTS PASSED THROUGH MY CANALS LIKE BOLTS CROSSING A PASSING BOAT

Yea, you need to work on your chewing method.

 

[Dee Dah Dave]

Sugar in a bowl, like most cereal. Get some good old Porridge down your Gregory!

 

[Monocle]

THOSE RESILIENT NUTS PASSED THROUGH MY CANALS LIKE BOLTS CROSSING A PASSING BOAT

LMAO

Did your face look like this?

 

[HStallion]

 

[>:)]

What I expected - Cinnamon Toast Crunch in star shapes.

What I got - HOLY SHIT it's almost like a cereal straight outta the 80s. The taste, texture, everything about it. Dare I say it's superior to CTC? Indeed it is.

 

[NeonBlack]

LMAO

Did your face look like this?

Some say it's like that till this very day

 

[Renekton]

Too much sugar

 

[Mascot]

Alpen with raspberries, people. Alpen with raspberries.

 

[Captain Rage Quit 69]

Everyone who doesn't say Frosted Mini-Wheats are the best tasting cereal is so wrong

Y'all would be in the running for the world record for highest concentrated amount of wrong in a single statement

 

[RoadHazard]

Just eat a bowl of candy or cookies. It's essentially the same as most cereals posted in this thread.

(Not saying they're not good. But yeah. You're eating candy and cookies for breakfast.)

 

[Darryl M R]

I'll give it a shot OP. But nothing beats OG Captain Crunch.

 

[nachum00]

I'm weird. My favorite cereal is plain Cornflakes without sugar. I love the way they make the milk taste too.

 

[Fat4all]

LMAO

Did your face look like this?

more like

with a lot of blood

 

[Sobriquet]

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

This thread made me think of this.

 

[God Dayumm]

my poor asshole

This is not a thread about Taco Bell

 

[NESpowerhouse]

If we're talking about worst cereals, than sure...

 

[RecRoulette]

What I expected - Cinnamon Toast Crunch in star shapes.

What I got - HOLY SHIT it's almost like a cereal straight outta the 80s. The taste, texture, everything about it. Dare I say it's superior to CTC? Indeed it is.

Challenge accepted. I need to find a box of this.

 

[Linkura]

That looks pretty tasty, but 13g of sugar is too much. I'm currently buying Kashi Heart to Heart Warm Cinnamon. Pretty good for only 5g of sugar.

 

[BumRush]

OP, try cracklin' oat bran. It's similar but I like it even more.

 

[Phreaker]

Thought you were going to post Cracklin Oat Bran. I was kinda close?!

Yeah, I eat that cereal, love it. Seems they are copying them.

 

[Bad_Boy]

I wish i could eat cereal like i used to. Carbs are killer and milk makes me break out.

Maybe if a cereal was low carb with almond or soy milk.

 

[idlewild_]

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

+ Cinnamon Toast Crunch

 

[Apt101]

Blueberry Morning. Best ever.

 

[PandaShake]

Couldn't find op's cereal at the store

 

[The Boom Camel]

Thought you were going to post Cracklin Oat Bran. I was kinda close?!

This cereal is amazing!

 

[emag]

And here it is....

TLDR: it taste like an oatmeal cookies. And the things it does to the milk...you wont be disappointed.

13 grams of sugar per serving? Yikes. Might as well be eating candy.

 

[Reg]

Wat about those little poop pellets in a bowl.?

 

[AdanVC]

I fucking love cereals and I'm glad there's a thread of this on NeoGAF.com

 

[Mimosa97]

grape nuts ripped my asshole out

it hurt so much

my poor asshole

Dude ... are you okay ?

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch thread?

If you are a horse, yes.

 

[WickedLaharl]

I almost never buy it anymore but it's still the best.

 

[sam777]

...You're all wrong...

The correct answer is....

The one and only answer.

 

[DirtyManos]

Objectively wrong, OP.

Haven't had it since I was a child though. Guess that makes sense why I hardly ever eat cereal, how could anything compare???

 

[Ryuukan]

nice try whichever one of you did this, will try another day and report

 

[jroc74]

Thought you were going to post Cracklin Oat Bran. I was kinda close?!

This is just rebranded or knocked off cracklin oat bran:
https://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/products/kellogg-s-cracklin-oat-bran-cereal-product.html

Ok, makes sense then.

The real answer right here.

Yes indeed.

 

[BadHand]

You're all wrong. Everyone is wrong. Except for me. I am right. It's these:

Besides the insane taste, they're supremely filling. The most satisfying breakfast a human can have.

Almost right - the variety with the chocolate curls are the best.

 

[Ace Harding]

Yo that's just some fancy-ass Cracklin' Oat Bran knock-off.

Cracklin' Oat Bran is amazing though.

Edit: Beaten very hard there.

 

[tearsofash]

I've had those, they are pretty good. Oreo Os are the best

 

[BstnRich]

Nothing is better than Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds.

Nothing.

 

[thefro]

That isn't Raisin Bran Crunch.

Saddam Hussein's favorite

The article quotes the GIs on Saddam’s eating preferences — Raisin Bran Crunch was his breakfast favorite. “No Froot Loops,” he told O’Shea.

 

[VaultBoy101]

Oreo O's say hello.

Spoiler

And then goodbye.

 

[zorlaczerohero]

...You're all wrong...

The correct answer is....

Indeed, how anyone could think otherwise is a mystery, but in this age of Brexit and Trump it's obvious some people just want to watch the world burn.

 

[nullref]

Yo that's just some fancy-ass Cracklin' Oat Bran knock-off.

I was going to say this, yeah. And Cracklin' Oat Bran basically just tastes like broken-up oatmeal cookies in milk – which tastes OK, I guess, but isn't really what I want for breakfast.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Krave chocolate filled.
Also, I lived on honey nut Cheerios in college. Still the best.