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[Heel]

What warriors! Who wins? The fans.

 

[dream]

I'm thinking of this as senior citizen ultimate fighting and I'm kind of enjoying it now that my mind is filling in the backstory of these old warriors.

 

[Heel]

The HDNet Fights "chat" on Facebook consists of a guy posting a link to an illegal stream and me requesting the services of Jens Pulver under my fake Facebook account used for UFC prelims.

 

[dream]

Look at it this way, you're guaranteed to win all the "autographed prizes!"

 

[Heel]

When I win I'll be sure to send you a glove signed by Big Fake Miletich.

 

[Chamber]

I can't believe Chamber deserted us. Why watch college atheletes when you could be watch these professionals at work? For shame!

WAT

 

[dream]

stellar fucking physiques tonight. almost fitting for a card headlined by Timmy.

 

[Heel]

"Pro Elite VP T. Jay Thompson's tournaments have brought names like Josh Barnett, Tim Sylvia, Heath Herring, Mike Whitehead and Ben Rothwell to the limelight. Can't wait to see who emerges next from this tournament full of prospects!"

I'm shamelessly laying it on thick. The Kraniotakes autographed 8x10 will be mine.

 

[dream]

Why don't they just do Timmy vs Andrei IV if they have both guys on the card

 

[Heel]

Why don't they just do Timmy vs Andrei IV if they have both guys on the card

Why give it away for free? That's PPV worthy.

 

[dream]

it's like the aryan fighting championships

 

[Chamber]

So Ed Carpenter is from right down the road in Vernon Hills, IL and beat a guy named Tim Duncan.

He might be my new favorite fighter.

 

[Maklershed]

Since when is Brad Pickett "One Punch" and not "Pikey"?

 

[Heel]

I'll be honest, my feigned interest is waning. When will the torture stop?

 

[dream]

and the skinhead knocks out the white supremacist.

 

[Chamber]

Ed Carpenter, I am disappoint.

 

[Chamber]

I'll be honest, my feigned interest is waning. When will the torture stop?

You pulled me into watching. SUCK IT UP!

 

[dream]

You gotta make up your own narrative for these fights, sien916. It's super enjoyable when I think of it as the senior fighting challenge and the aryan fighting championships.

 

[Heel]

Left leg, hospital. (your medical bills will not be covered by Pro Elite Inc.)

 

[Heel]

You gotta make up your own narrative for these fights, sien916. It's super enjoyable when I think of it as the senior fighting challenge and the aryan fighting championships.

I'm using all my energy to roleplay as a Pro Elite fan on their Facebook. I'm literally the only person "chatting" and I think it's hilarious.

 

[Heel]

A challenger appears!

 

[yacobod]

Bj penn in an assassins creed commercial. Ufc uk card hasn't been bad, so decent scraps.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

lol ex-meth dealer. This is like Felony Fights.

 

[dream]

A challenger appears!

he looks like a guy who buys gifts for ring girls off of their amazon wishlists.

holy shit is this guy seriously a convicted meth trafficker?!

there, sien916. weave a compelling narrative out of that.

 

[Heel]

I've got nothin'. Which one is the meth dealer?

 

[dream]

surprisingly, the meth dealer is the one who doesn't look like James Sandman Irvin.

 

[Heel]

"Lean's back like Fat Joe" Thanks for the contemporary pop culture reference, Voice.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"Lean's back like Fat Joe" Thanks for the contemporary pop culture reference, Voice.

"The mat's got more stains than Monica Lewinsky's dress!"

 

[dream]

A little bit Wesley Correira, a little bit King Kong Bundy, and a little bit Uncle Fester my ass. Those guys were all entertaining.

 

[dream]

Is this a one night tournament?

 

[Heel]

I'm only hanging around for the hope that Travis Fulton sends Arlovski to dreamland.

 

[Chamber]

It should be illegal to have this many heavyweight fights on one card.

 

[Heel]

Hahahaha T. Jay shitting on his own card.

I dunno if admitting you're low budget on air is a good idea.

 

[dream]

Here comes the future!

BJ looks gorgeous again!

 

[Heel]

This haole ain't ready for a scrapper like Reagan.

 

[Chamber]

Evan Cutts?

Really?

 

[Heel]

This kids gonna look like a bowl of poi when Reagan is done issuing his island style beatdown.

 

[dream]

sien916's transformation has been absolutely glorious, much like seeing BJ giving his brother directions from the corner.

 

[dream]

dat Penn boxing!

dat Penn gastank. ):

 

[yacobod]

Wonder if reagan can tag in bj?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Reagan's getting bodied.

 

[dream]

Reagan's gotta stop playing the open guard game. Close that shit up.

 

[Chamber]

This is glorious.

 

[dream]

Also, Reagan has to set up that left hook. It's a knockout punch if he sets it up with a jab.

 

[yacobod]

I applaufd u guys for trying to watch this crap.

 

[Heel]

Cutts isn't fighting according to island rules. When someone slips you get back on your feet and scrap like a man, you fuckin' haole.

 

[dream]

BJ and JD should just walk to the back and leave their disgrace of a brother in the ring.

 

[Fersis]

Travis "The Ironman" Fulton record:

247 - 48 - 10 (Win - Loss - Draw) ( 1 NC )
Wins 91 (T)KOs ( 36.84 %)
150 Submissions ( 60.73 %)
6 Decisions ( 2.43 %)

Losses 8 (T)KOs ( 16.67 %)
25 Submissions ( 52.08 %)
14 Decisions ( 29.17 %)
1 Other ( 2.08 %)

WAT?!

 

[dream]

The Midwest: where Jason Reinhardt is undefeated and Travis Fulton has 250 wins.

 

[Heel]

Thank you, Reagan.