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NFL Offseason 2016 |OT4| - XTREME FANS ONLY - WOOOO TRAINING CAMP

Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
If you're a fan of DC comics, you're probably so mad that you're swinging a cactus.

Himynameischris said:
If ever in life those are your only two options...

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How, in 2016, would those be your only two options? Unless you worked at bead's old bar back in Boston where they only have like three beers on draft.
 
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Bread

Banned
wienke said:
How, in 2016, would those be your only two options? Unless you worked at bead's old bar back in Boston where they only have like three beers on draft.
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Only options for cheap domestics, it's like $2 each and I can down a few before moving on to better tasting beer or liquor.

Don't disparage my boston bar it was sanjuro's favorite spot (rip)
 
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Himynameischris

Member
wienke said:
If you're a fan of DC comics, you're probably so mad that you're swinging a cactus.



How, in 2016, would those be your only two options? Unless you worked at bead's old bar back in Boston where they only have like three beers on draft.
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Ask Bread and Grova...they are the ones drinking Michelob Ultra
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Bread said:
Only options for cheap domestics, it's like $2 each and I can down a few before moving on to better tasting beer or liquor.

Don't disparage my boston bar it was sanjuro's favorite spot (rip)
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Aren't you doing that backwards? Good shit first while you still can taste/care?
 
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Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
Breadstream is showing a deficit.

The owner borrowed way too much money to live a lavish lifestyle and now can't pay it back.
 
Bitanator

Bitanator

Member
Himynameischris said:
not sure what to make of this...
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Tyron Smith got bested twice by Demarcus Lawrence couple days ago, oh and got his ass beat regularly by Ware when he was still on the Cowboys. Rite of passage to get dusted by Ware, made Smith better, Wake is a great player, will make Tunsil better
 
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Himynameischris

Member
Bitanator said:
Tyron Smith got bested twice by Demarcus Lawrence couple days ago, oh and got his ass beat regularly by Ware when he was still on the Cowboys. Rite of passage to get dusted by Ware, made Smith better, Wake is a great player, will make Tunsil better
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That's good to hear I guess, Although Wake is coming off an Achilles injury hence my greater concern.
 
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Sweeney Tom

Banned
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-new-york-giants-1784865879

Know what’s way worse than being a bad to mediocre team? Being a bad to mediocre in a major market. Because once again the fucking G Men have six prime time games. Oh fucking boy
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Our defensive coordinator orchestrated the worst defense in the NFL last season. We kept him for sentimental reasons.
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Our defense allowed the most total yards,the most points, the most passing yards, the fifth most passing TDs, the ninth most rushing yards, the sixth most rushing TDs, and committed the fifth most penalty yards. About the only thing we didn’t suck at on defense was takeaways, we had 31 of them which was sixth best in the league. Our defense was such a garbage dump of practice squad players that JPP, even though he had exploded half of his hand during the offseason and had to wear a huge cast over it, was welcomed back with open arms. He was also the best defensive player in the second half of the season. Dude only has like six fingers!
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The Giants haven’t drafted a linebacker worth a damn since Jessie Armstead, which was 23 years ago and in the 8th round, which no longer exists.
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over the offseason our best player probably hooked up with a Kardashian (the one who’s already put one famous athlete in a coma) and threw his teammates under the bus in a GQ interview for not having his back after he nearly decapitated Josh Norman. The last time we let a talented wide receiver run around this unchecked he shot himself in the leg.

The one thing to fall back on is that we cannot possibly have a more painful season than we had last year when we were not just bad, we were bad in the most aneurysm-inducing way possible. We lost six (6!) times after leading or being tied with under two minutes left to go in the game. That’s how you let the Redskins win the division with Kirk fucking Cousins.
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There is so much to complain about when it comes to our quarterback, but I have to predicate every statement with “Now, obviously I wouldn’t trade the two Super Bowls he gave us, but...” and then usually end that statement with, “He once lost a game because he forgot how to slide.”
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I moved to Germany before last season for work. We were coming off a 6-10 season and I was hoping no primetime games, (you know, 6 hour difference).

In 2015: 5 primetime games, and then we got flexed into the Vikings week 16. Among the highlights.

Week 1- Dallas chokejob with 1 minute remaining. (Thanks refs)

Week 6- destroyed by Philly on Monday night (repeat of last year)

Week 16- our only good player got suspended and we lost by more than 30 to Minnesota.

We went 6-10.

In 2016 we will play 5 primetime games, among them Dallas, Philly, Minnesota.

I tell myself I won’t stay up, but we both know that’s a lie and the Germans will just think I’m hungover the next day. (We have that understanding at this point).
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PanicFreak

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BlackGhost said:
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That shit was turrible, Good thing that was free! I found enjoyment out of Batman vs Superman but this not so much. The only alright thing was Leto as joker. Wouldn't mind seeing more of him in Batman.

I think we all know that Wonder Woman is gonna be dope though 😎 Putting all my force behind that *folds arms
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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me threes, I'll just jump off this bridge.
 
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cdyhybrid

Member
Turns out the head of the Seattle Times was trying to land a $300K deal with the Port of Seattle at the same time they happened to be writing editorials that agreed with the Port's argument to block the construction of a new arena. What a coincidence!
 
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MechDX

Member
BlackGhost said:
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That shit was turrible, Good thing that was free! I found enjoyment out of Batman vs Superman but this not so much. The only alright thing was Leto as joker. Wouldn't mind seeing more of him in Batman.

I think we all know that Wonder Woman is gonna be dope though 😎 Putting all my force behind that *folds arms
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Don't fret. Marvel Studios and Based Feige will save us this fall with Dr, Strange
 
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FloydtheFathead

Member
Grover Cleveland said:
But why fucking Michelob?

At least give me the dignity of saying that I'm getting fucked up by one Budweiser or some shit jeez
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I don't know.. It just seemed like the one that seemed the most disrespectful.

Kave_Man said:
Guys I did some investigating...

I may have some startling news about the actual income that Breadstream pulls in...
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..

RBH said:
I'm getting this right now at Popeyes:


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Cayenne dipping sauce? No thank you..

BlackGhost said:
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That shit was turrible, Good thing that was free! I found enjoyment out of Batman vs Superman but this not so much. The only alright thing was Leto as joker. Wouldn't mind seeing more of him in Batman.

I think we all know that Wonder Woman is gonna be dope though 😎 Putting all my force behind that *folds arms
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Oh my.. This answers my question about being terrible.

Kave_Man said:
Breadstream is showing a deficit.

The owner borrowed way too much money to live a lavish lifestyle and now can't pay it back.
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I wanna see the receipts Kave..

DMczaf said:
Bread, the numbers aren't adding up!!!!
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Am I gonna be out of a job?

MechDX said:
Don't fret. Marvel Studios and Based Feige will save us this fall with Dr, Strange
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This might be the truest thing you have ever said mech.

XiaNaphryz said:
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Damn you Xia.. That looks really good.
 
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