Opus Angelorum
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Any reports on Jeff, is he on the mend?
Jacobi said:Damn, the Black Dragon is such a pimp
Rlan said:For the regular GFWers:
I just recently got my connection upgraded to a much faster speed - today I realised I can now upload stuff to youtube at incredible speed! Much better than the 10k upload speed I had, now I've got 200k
So I've been going through some old, OLD videos I had on some really old discs and found some great gems of the past, some of them yet to appear on Youtube at all, and some allowing you to reminisce on the "glory" days of the internet.
The hilarious GameRadar (I think) video where they smashed a PS2 - back when they were in incredibly limited demand. Made so many fanboys angry :lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTiAiz6x38U
The original Xbox Live Promotional Video. Holy hell it's so horrible..:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ODOa2AT0E
IGN Presents Dreamcast Vs. PS2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgsdbLbhaTg
One of the very original "Halo Warthog Jump" videos, and probably the best one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B2stWVB-UM
The bizarre comedic stylings of "The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog" (WTF)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GdEWa-_j2c
DANCE SHIGGY DANCE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viIzJOUqdCw
Halo "Asshole" music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNLQNBEmXrQ
Watch them all, they're great. Oh you early '00's internet.
Well, I made it until I heard the phrase "it was way easy." Then I got dizzy and had to turn it off.DubloSeven said:Oh my god, that Xbox Live Promotion video... I could only watch about 6 seconds of it.
Whatever happened to Re-Volt Live?Rlan said:For the regular GFWers:
I just recently got my connection upgraded to a much faster speed - today I realised I can now upload stuff to youtube at incredible speed! Much better than the 10k upload speed I had, now I've got 200k
So I've been going through some old, OLD videos I had on some really old discs and found some great gems of the past, some of them yet to appear on Youtube at all, and some allowing you to reminisce on the "glory" days of the internet.
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The original Xbox Live Promotional Video. Holy hell it's so horrible..:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ODOa2AT0E
What's with video game corporations and the molesting of the English language?Captain Glanton said:Well, I made it until I heard the phrase "it was way easy." Then I got dizzy and had to turn it off.
Rlan said:The original Xbox Live Promotional Video. Holy hell it's so horrible..:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ODOa2AT0E
Are those two the spawn of Jeff Bell? The resemblance and mannerisms are uncanny.Rlan said:The original Xbox Live Promotional Video. Holy hell it's so horrible
This is awesome, really awesome I miss the old cartoon.Rlan said:The bizarre comedic stylings of "The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog" (WTF)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GdEWa-_j2c
Nah, that is black dragon. He's enjoying his time while everyone worries about his alleged fluOpus Angelorum said:It's not actually him, but I imagine Jeff would approve of such behaviour.
DubloSeven said:Oh my god, that Xbox Live Promotion video... I could only watch about 6 seconds of it.
FartOfWar said:Wow, where did this originally appear?
"We are gonna so beat you!"
"That dude's a jerk"
Oh god, they give pound when they mute the chick with the masking.
Needs more Ken Levine IMO.I AM JOHN! said:Hey Skip once said they have 8 mics, right?
100th Brodeo Extravaganza:
The usual gang, plus:
Dr. Maxx Chill
Anthony
Crispin
Darren
And a half-hour of nothing but Heroes of the Web/Whisky Nerd.
This is what I want.
Rez>You said:Needs more Ken Levine IMO.
FartOfWar said:
I watched the whole thing while eating some late supper. I think my favourite bit was the critique of the miming and when he was saying that pretending to open a door required a step-by-step process. It's just not that easy, people!FartOfWar said:That's a long ass video but the last few minutes are money. Don't miss it.
I can't imagine how depressing it is to have that as your job.FartOfWar said:
DubloSeven said:I can't imagine how depressing it is to have that as your job.
While walking around in the suit, I wouldn't be surprised if the person is crying.
18? Awesome?sp0rsk said:My 18th birthday was at Chuck E. Cheese, it was awesome.
HahahahahaLinkzg said:I have always been curious if they wear a diaper. If they did, could you imagine him taking a dump in his pants as kids are sitting on his lap or he is serving your pizza?
John Locke said:CeC was great, but did you guys ever go to a Discovery Zone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr3uVgMwSag
I'm not sure about other locations but ours was a gigantic multi-level ball pit with a tiny arcade packed into the back corner. It was so awesome.
We had a thing like that over here called "Fun Factory".John Locke said:CeC was great, but did you guys ever go to a Discovery Zone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr3uVgMwSag
I'm not sure about other locations but ours was a gigantic multi-level ball pit with a tiny arcade packed into the back corner. It was so awesome.
I guess they just mime their way to the bathroom.Linkzg said:I have always been curious if they wear a diaper. If they did, could you imagine him taking a dump in his pants as kids are sitting on his lap or he is serving your pizza?
Aahhahahahhaa. Thanks for the links, these were all awesome-- but yeah, this one especially. Wow.Rlan said:The original Xbox Live Promotional Video. Holy hell it's so horrible..
Foxtastical said:18? Awesome?
Buttonbasher said:I've done mascot work one too many times. I've been Clifford the Big Red Dog and Franklin the Turtle for a local library. You're asked to hold infants a lot. The kids are either terrified or, bugging you. The teenagers are all about messing with you. Taking the head, Unzipping the back, kicking, rib-breaking hugs. Occasionally there will be an attractive lady that shows affection to the character, but that doesn't make it worth it.
I only dropped one baby.
Thus why I don't do it any more. I was a local pool's mascot Swish the fish. It had large 3 pronged hands. My hands were in the Left and right most fingers. The lady passed me the child into the 4 unused fingers. It fell right through. I slid down and the kid landed on my legs but my head fell off, and the suit ripped. That kid must be traumatized... The mom was crying and my boss was so upset I was asked to leave the pool immediately and bring the suit back when the pool had closed. I remember walking home down the street with the torn, headless suit. People kept honking at me... That's the worst job I think I've ever had.voltron said:say what?
Buttonbasher said:Thus why I don't do it any more. I was a local pool's mascot Swish the fish. It had large 3 pronged hands. My hands were in the Left and right most fingers. The lady passed me the child into the 4 unused fingers. It fell right through. I slid down and the kid landed on my legs but my head fell off, and the suit ripped. That kid must be traumatized... The mom was crying and my boss was so upset I was asked to leave the pool immediately and bring the suit back when the pool had closed. I remember walking home down the street with the torn, headless suit. People kept honking at me... That's the worst job I think I've ever had.
The eyes on everyone at the pool were on me as I just kind of looked around. At least the kid didn't hit the concrete. I was pushed into the pool before and almost drowned in that suit. In hindsight when I tore the suit falling down was like a caterpillar emerging out of a cocoon as a butterfly. I was Free.voltron said:Boss sounds like an ass. Not like it was your fault.
Pewp said:This has got to be the worst one ever.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/10066.html
Couldn't find a youtube link.
Buttonbasher said:The eyes on everyone at the pool were on me as I just kind of looked around. At least the kid didn't hit the concrete. I was pushed into the pool before and almost drowned in that suit. In hindsight when I tore the suit falling down was like a caterpillar emerging out of a cocoon as a butterfly. I was Free.
The only other mascot was a Trojan for my school. You can guess what happened there.
That and they would fill them with soap, stick them in the microwave and stick them in the head before I put it on. At least I keep telling myself it was soap...Flavius said:Lot of prophylactics tossed in your general direction?
Buttonbasher said:That and they would fill them with soap, stick them in the microwave and stick them in the head before I put it on. At least I keep telling myself it was soap...
It's okay. I'm Free now.Flavius said:Damn dude, sorry to hear that. What a bunch of dicks (no lame pun intended).
I read that as Raw Dog.Buttonbasher said:I've done mascot work one too many times. I've been Clifford the Big Red Dog and Franklin the Turtle for a local library. You're asked to hold infants a lot. The kids are either terrified or, bugging you. The teenagers are all about messing with you. Taking the head, Unzipping the back, kicking, rib-breaking hugs. Occasionally there will be an attractive lady that shows affection to the character, but that doesn't make it worth it.
I only dropped one baby.