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[The Frankman]

John Lesnar >>> Brock Cena

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Put your teeth in, Johnny.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Bringing it Via Satellite

 

[Guzim]

Cue Punk.

Edit: Steve Williams mentioned!!!

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

VIA SATELLITE!

100% guaranteed the he's interviewed in is fake and he shows up live.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

BIGGEST SUPERSTAR IN JAPANESE HISTORY

 

[Kaladin]

WTF....Japan?

 

[The Frankman]

Bringing it Via Satellite

Bringing it via the locker room, you mean.

 

[Ithil]

Who was it that said Ace would have to improvise an opening promo? So far you're spot on

 

[sumo390]

John Cena LIVE VIA SATELLITE, what a fraud

 

[TGMIII]

What is this promo about again?

 

[Professor Beef]

MY VOICE ALWAYS WASN'T LIKE THIS.

OH SHIT JAPANESE HISTORY, WE NEED BOOTAAY TO CONFIRM

 

[Anth0ny]

LOOOOOOOL that is awesome

 

[Ultratech]

Holy crap, a history lesson.

He looks kinda stoned though. Or something. Kinda funny.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

See that background? That means Japan!

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[Guzim]

Johnny Ace > Hogan, Austin, and The Rock

 

[Kaladin]

ONCE IN A LIFETIME

 

[Malo]

Hogan, Austin, and the Rock of Japan; Johnny Ace is!

 

[FallingEdge]

IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ACE IS COOKIN!

 

[The Frankman]

Big Johnny?

 

[darkside31337]

Johnny Ace is the best superstar in the WWE.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Cena vs. Rock: match of a lifetime

Johnny Ace vs. John Cena: match of ALL LIFETIMES

 

[Zhengi]

Daniel Bryan run in please!

 

[Professor Beef]

BIG JOHNNY

God dammit, Raw is entertaining me.

IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ACE IS COOKIN!

IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ACE IS SAYING

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Thank Goodness Its not Cena

 

[TGMIII]

Punk is going to tell him to kill himself.

 

[Ithil]

Why can't they have him say his true name?

 

[Lingitiz]

That was a pretty good promo by Big Johnny...

 

[The Frankman]

LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
WHAT DO YOU SEEEEEE
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY

That was a pretty good promo by Big Johnny...

If by good you mean botchtastic.

 

[ZeroRay]

I don't wanna see Company Man Punk.

 

[Kaladin]

If they wanted to get Johnny Ace over as a wrestler, they should bring out Animal one week to put him over instead of bringing up Japanese wrestling which 90% of the WWE audience doesn't care about.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

I think I went back in time 6 months....

Guys, Rock beats Cena at WM!

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

I still like Punk, but man, hearing his theme hit doesn't have the same punch it used to. It just reminds me how awesome he used to be before he became sarcastic Punk that just makes goofy jokes that are too close to Cena's.







...

 

[cacophony]

"Big Johnny" is trending. lol

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Punk's beard is getting really thick

 

[darkside31337]

Big Johnny doesn't have a clue what the people want.

Now trending on Twitter - Big Johnny.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Oh shit it's 2011 again.

 

[Guzim]

Revisionist history!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I thought Punk was going to tell Big Johnny to kill himself.

 

[SousedLouse]

Big Johnny doesn't have a clue what the people want.

Now trending on Twitter - Big Johnny.

And to think, my 4th grade Science teacher said that there were no plants on the internet.

edit: wait, Dr. Death is trending too? WTF?

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

Brock Cena is now trending. Excellent.

 

[The Frankman]

Hey ROTTEN ASS isn't very PG!

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

pipe_bomb.org

 

[British Monsoon]

Lol, Johnny was always the random gaijin babyface getting beat up so Hansen/Kobashi/Williams could make the hot tag.

 

[Kaladin]

They're stalling for time because they have nothing else written, aren't they?

 

[cacophony]

BE A STAR PUNK

 

[Ithil]

They're making this up as they go along.

 

[Guzim]

"You're stupid, you're ugly, you have no friends, and you should kill yourself!"

 

[darkside31337]

Punk is quivering in fear! LORD TENSAI.