mega man 8
no. THIS is not mega man. it just isn't. none of it. story story story blah blah blah, anime cutscenes, horrible horrible voice acting, story story story, cutscenes cutscenes. fuck that noise. fuck every robot master announcing himself, fuck them uttering stupid lines when they die. fuck mega man's FUCKING PUSSYFIED PERSONALITY complete with the voice and cluelessness of a 7 year old... GIRL. a 7 year old fucking GIRL. fuck all the cutesy bullshit that's gotten completely out of hand here, way worse than in mm7.
fuck clown man and the worst fucking stage in the history of videogames with the fruitiest, most unfitting music in any mega man stage ever. fuck the worst level design in any mega man game. fuck dropping 50 enemies on me, this is NOT mega man. fuck having to wait for the 3d fade in bullshit effect to finish every time i go to switch a weapon. fuck the FUCKING mega ball. who came up with this as a weapon? a ball? a soccer ball i need to kick? are you retarded? i'm fucking mega man. i shoot fucking lasers and bombs and shit. i'm not gonna kick a fucking soccer ball, assholes. and fuck all the bonus bullshit and effects and all the added nonsense. fuck rush, what a useless piece of shit he is in this game.
fuck all the on-rail sequences, jesus christ. fuck the snowboard/jetboard/whatever bullshit. these are the WORST designed autoscroll stages i have ever witnessed. they're so broken, the designers had to put in loud obnoxious YELLING roadsigns that pop up CONSTANTLY, so much in fact that they INTERRUPT each other screaming JUMP JUMP SLIDE SLIDE JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMPJUMPJUMP. i am not fucking kidding. these sequences are super broken. the controls are awful, you constantly have to overcompensate for every slide or jump, every second jump is a leap of faith, you CANNOT see how far you're gonna have to jump because everything is moving so fast and you have extremely limited control over that horrible fucking jetboard. there's like 4 of these things in the game and they are all way too fucking long. every second of this bullshit is too long.
and then there's the auto scroll shoot em up sequences with the gradius like waves of enemies and power ups. WTF. NOT MEGA MAN. FUCK YOU. fuck those stupid goddamn mazes in astro man's stage too. no no no. NOT mega man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeWbgBp5PQg
WTF DR LIGHT? are you falling asleep? STOP FUCKING EATING WHILE YOU TALK TO ME. TAKE THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SPEAK! did you just forget my name? FUCKING MEGA MAN. THAT'S MY NAME. FUCK YOU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XZq34t-ArI
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rush? RUSH? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaah EVIL ENERGY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THIS IS WHAT YOU PEOPLE CALL............................ EVIL ENERGY. IT'S ENERGY. AND IT'S EVIL. GET IT. EVIL ENERGY. IT'S ALSO CONVENIENTLY SHAPED LIKE A SKULL. BECAUSE IT'S EVIL YOU DUMBFUCK. THAT'S WHY.