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AC Milan - dschalter, Jabo, TheLucifer, Fady K
Ajax - Arjen, FeD.nL, Wessiej, Fady K, Linius
Arsenal - 90TilInfinity, Anderson, Baconsaurus, Boozeroony, colonisation, DangerousMali, DOBERMAN INC, Dibbz, Freewheelin', Ghouse, Ingeniero, Jason Raize '75 - '04, Judderman, Kweh, Lightning, omgkitty, pix, Plasma, Salvadora, Az, Fady K
Aston Villa - Awesome Animals, rodvik, Wes, Fady K
Athletic Bilbao - sneaky77, Fady K
Barcelona - FootballFan, Messi, OriginalThinking, Verano, AndresON777, Fady K, Linius
Bayern Munich- Antioch, Blablurn, elsk, Fry8, Gambit, Hasphat'sAnts, Hieberrr, kingslunk, Nemic77, spidye, Fady K
Bayer Leverkusen - Kenka, Fady K
Benfica - Andrefpvs, DyonPT, rvy, ThaneKrios, Fady K
Besiktas - besiktas1, Silphatos, Fady K
Blackburn - Jeff Albertson, Fady K
Borussia Dortmund - Phantast2k, Fady K
Celtic - Sage00, Fady K
Chelsea - Fintan, flintstryker, Gaaraz, GQman2121, Help Me!, JWong, Kylehimself, PrematureQuiche, SenorDingDong, steverulez, xintin, Outsanity, TrueBlue, Fady K, Colonel Nasty
Club Deportivo Guadalajara - Regulus Tera, Fady K
Copenhagen - Woodenlung, Fady K
Corinthians - seabee, Fady K
Cork City - juanpablo (the greatest, truest, ultimate, non ultra (he doesn't fight) fan in the world), Fady K
Deportivo La Coruña - Jabo, keit4, Fady K
Eintracht Frankfurt - thy_, Fady K
Everton - faridmon, sazabirules, Temrer, Fady K
Fenerbahce - UV-6, Fady K
Fulham - xbhaskarx, Fady K
Hamburger SV - The_Joker, Fady K
Huddersfield Town - Cindres, Fady K
Juventus - .Shodan, Charles, fadetoblack, Rikkun, Shake Appeal, Smeghead, Yurt, Zabojnik, Fady K!, Pulga
Leeds United - amitaiwinehouse, Fady K
Liverpool - Arnie, ATF487, bjaelke, bonesmccoy, CaramaC, Cerebral Assassin, danwarb, Dark Machine, Darth Sonik, DJmizuhara, elseanio, Feorax, Fry8, FuturusX, jamieson87, K444WSR, labadal, Lord Snow, Mastadon, MarshMellow96, odd_morsel, operon, PaulLFC, PJX, Seep, severin, Shogun PaiN, Skoptsie, sohois, tri_willy, Vard, Yenrot, everthustodeadbeats
Malaga - tolkir, Fady K
Man City - BattleMedic, confuziz, dc89, Manager, Meier, Fady K
Man Utd - Ashes1396, BLSwagger10, blurrygil, Brinbe, Cyport, Desmond, doicare, DominoKid, Dynoro, elfinke, Fëanor, Grover Cleveland, Jburton, K1LLER7, kharma45, KidA Seven, LabouredSubterfuge, LanceVance, magnificent83, MrPing1000, pappe, pslayer666, Requiem, Salazar, Slizz, Snaku, Stubo, Soi-Fong, The Friendly Monster, Tim the Wiz, Tunic, UFCLOL, Vivalaraza, Wilbury, WJD, yella, Manutd4ever, ProdicalFlame, Fady K (Fady can't hate)
Newcastle - Carbonox_Ratchet, choodi, Chriswok, JesusTom, Keio, Kyoufu, offshore, Shahed1987 Willkiller, Fady K
New York Red Bulls - Judderman, Fady K
Olympiakos - gate777, Fady K
Palermo - Joe, Fady K
Porto - El Tigre, Letters, RaGe_pt, tonitoni, Fady K
QPR - Polari, Fady K
Reading - immy, Fady K
Real Madrid - Anastacio, bud23, Madridy, MPW, Noirulus, PantyPhantom, Spanish Wrath, FaK, Pulga, RichieS99, Fady K
Rubin Kazan - RichieS99, Fady K
Schalke 04 - Sveitadurgur, Fady K
Sheffield Wednesday - Mat C, Fady K
Southampton - IamMikeside, Fady K
Sporting CP - BLSwagger10, LFMartins86, Fady K
Sunderland - HixxSAFC, madmackem, The Super Bob, Fady K
Tottenham - Bungieware, Clydefrog, near, NeoTB1, Scum, sefskillz, Ushojax, zomgbbqftw, Fady K
Torino F.C - Timurid, Fady K
West Ham United - MidnightRider, Fady K

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Baconsaurus Rex · Dec 22, 2012

Oxx · Dec 22, 2012

Az · Dec 22, 2012

I'll take this win.

Salvadora · Dec 22, 2012

ARSENAL

GorillaJu · Dec 22, 2012

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Fantasy Leagues for the season! We have two version: Just for fun free version, open to everyone, and then a paid version, open to those who want a prize to keep them motivated.

Enter the free one by quoting this post (to reveal the league code in EMAIL tags)

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For anyone who wants to set up on other systems, or to play outside of the tournament, here is a list of player:

Code:

360
Awesome Animals (GT: Awesome Animals)
Slizz (GT: DemKillerCANES)
Meus (GT: Starfleets)
Gareth Bale
Yenrot (GT: jackt27) 
hixxsafc (gt: jonftm73)
PrematureQuiche
dc31 (GT: St1ss)
Linius (GT: Don Randy)
3Sixty (GT:FreeSixTee)
sneaky77
Messi (GT: proofplaya)
AndresON777 (GT: AndresON777)
pulga: (GT: pulga7)
fRY8: (gt: HenrBR)
kharma45: 9gt: James2208)

PS3
Wes (PSN: Wes_lj)
Freewheelin' (PSN: deanibo)
TheWednesday (PSN: OneLove1867)
Anderson (PSN: TheIronist)
UFCLOL (PSN: Firewarrior)
pulga: (PSN: pulga07)

PC
WoodenLung
PrematureQuiche
Yurt
Zabojnik
qindarka

Vita
PrematureQuiche

The_Hitcher89 · Dec 22, 2012

Sweet Ass, surely?

Salazar · Dec 22, 2012

Fuck off Arsenal.

Shatner's Bassoon · Dec 22, 2012

Slizz · Dec 22, 2012

Good title lol.

Timurid · Dec 22, 2012

FORZA TORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salvadora · Dec 22, 2012

Anderson said:
Loving all these salty and bitter tears over us, we are shit but we going to win, so pfffttttt jog on

This is how it must feel to support United.

Lightning · Dec 22, 2012

We won!!! Bit lucky there but who cares since we won.

Linius · Dec 22, 2012

Let's do this.

GorillaJu · Dec 22, 2012

The_Hitcher89 said:
Sweet Ass, surely?

This! ^

Baconsaurus Rex · Dec 22, 2012

The_Hitcher89 said:
Sweet Ass, surely?

A Streetcar Named Desire

You are the fucking worst

PrematureQuiche · Dec 22, 2012

I'm going to take Freewheelin' to see a real fucking football team. Not shitty Arselol!

Gareth Bale · Dec 22, 2012

Thread title?

KidA Seven · Dec 22, 2012

Messi · Dec 22, 2012

Fucker removed my #tag from the OP. for shame

The_Hitcher89 · Dec 22, 2012

Baconsaurus said:
A Streetcar Named Desire

You are the fucking worst

I know about the film, the phrase Street Ass makes no sense though. Unless Ivanovic is a rentboy.

And its another reference to the Premier League

Fry8 said:

Hixx · Dec 22, 2012

Baconsaurus said:
A Streetcar Named Desire

You are the fucking worst

Arnie · Dec 22, 2012

Hitcher you dirty bun juggler.

GorillaJu · Dec 22, 2012

Messi said:
Fucker removed my #tag from the OP. for shame

When Olivia Wilde plays football, she'll deserve mention in this thread.

Linius · Dec 22, 2012

Oh lol, I was way too active last OT. Even Bandres is still at the top.

Messi · Dec 22, 2012

odd_morsel said:
When Olivia Wilde plays football, she'll deserve mention in this thread.

Oh ok

GorillaJu · Dec 22, 2012

Messi said:
Oh ok

No one else seems to care so I have to be the dick. Sorry.

dc89 · Dec 22, 2012

I think I'll post the thread one day. The PR Edition. Yup yup.

pulga · Dec 22, 2012

FUCK TORO

BAYERN

Zabojnik said:
Pulga, fucking MOVE IT. You're late as it is, the tickets went on sale 5 days ago! Go to Listicket, english version, register and find Juve - Samp either by searching (city -> Torino, category -> Serie A/B, date -> next 31 days) or in the scrolling banner below. Everything's been sold out already, except for Tribuna Ovest Lat. 1st Ring (white sector closest to the corner):

45 or 25, if you're under 26 (!?). Pretty decent price for what I imagine aren't exactly the best seats in the house. While you're at it, see if you can get a Stadium Tour / J Museum ticket (it's there in the banner). If you're going to Torino for one day only you're fucked though, the closest date available seems to be 7/1/2012, the day after Juve - Samp. Still, totally worth it, imo. Book a cheap hotel on the 6th and you're set. You should visit the city anyway.

HURRY.

Well, fuck.

And yeah we're planning on renting a car and driving up to Torino and Milan. If we make it, I'm definitely asking to go on the stadium tour next day, I'd like nothing less than giving our amazing stadium a close look before leaving <3

Is there access to the home locker room? I will sniff Marchisio's ass warmer

Grazie mille!

Salazar · Dec 22, 2012

Lightning said:
We won!!! Bit lucky there but who cares since we won.

You couldn't defend, score legitimate goals, or control possession.

If you don't care about these things, I'm not sure how you enjoy football. If Stam and Beausejour hadn't been possessed by the spirit of Bebe, and if Kone could finish, you would have lost that quite heavily.

Messi · Dec 22, 2012

odd_morsel said:
No one else seems to care so I have to be the dick. Sorry.

I thought this was football-GAF not hurtmyfeelingsGAF

dc89 said:
I think I'll post the thread one day. The PR Edition. Yup yup.

Not worth the hassle

Salvadora · Dec 22, 2012

Salazar said:
You couldn't defend, score legitimate goals, or control possession.

If you don't care about these things, I'm not sure how you enjoy football.

This sounds vaguely familiar....

snoopen · Dec 22, 2012

+$150 ty wigan

Salazar · Dec 22, 2012

Salvadora said:
This sounds vaguely familiar....

There's no equivalence.

Mertesacker is an invalid.

yella · Dec 22, 2012

Linius said:
Oh lol, I was way too active last OT. Even Bandres is still at the top.

Andres was permabanned? Haven't had a chance to check out the thread at all this week.

Anderson · Dec 22, 2012

SKYBET trouble, it says I've exceeded my maximum withdrawl limit, something about net deposits?

I already took £40 out today and trying to take another £60, how do I do this?

Timurid · Dec 22, 2012

yella said:
Andres was permabanned? Haven't had a chance to check out the thread at all this week.

Only for a month so think of it like a vacation.

The_Hitcher89 · Dec 22, 2012

What game are you neutrals watching at 3pm, if any?

Norwich is spelt wrong in the OP btw

pulga · Dec 22, 2012

Oh wow, I'm in the wall of shame.

Love the little easter eggs in the OP :lol

Salvadora · Dec 22, 2012

Salazar said:
There's no equivalence.

Mertesacker is an invalid.

Swansea shall be interesting. That defence will shit itself.

Ushojax · Dec 22, 2012

Redknapp on Walcott making a basic run

'Henry-like'

Lightning · Dec 22, 2012

Salazar said:
You couldn't defend, score legitimate goals, or control possession.

If you don't care about these things, I'm not sure how you enjoy football. If Stam and Beausejour hadn't been possessed by the spirit of Bebe, and if Kone could finish, you would have lost that quite heavily.

So we didn't play that well? Not the first time but at least we got the result. I've lost count how many times united played like dogs pants but still won

I know our side is creatively weak so I don't go into matches expecting us to carve up sides like we use too.

Zabojnik · Dec 22, 2012

Wes said:
Just saw that save from the Juve game :O

Dat superkeeper syndrome when playing against Juve.

pulga said:
Well, fuck.

And yeah we're planning on renting a car and driving up to Torino and Milan. If we make it, I'm definitely asking to go on the stadium tour next day, I'd like nothing less than giving our amazing stadium a close look before leaving <3

Is there access to the home locker room? I will sniff Marchisio's ass warmer

Grazie mille!

Let me know if you manage to get the tickets! Also, go visit the brand new J Museum. It's probably part of the Stadium Tour anyway.

bud · Dec 22, 2012

Salazar said:
You couldn't defend, score legitimate goals, or control possession.

If you don't care about these things, I'm not sure how you enjoy football. If Stam and Beausejour hadn't been possessed by the spirit of Bebe, and if Kone could finish, you would have lost that quite heavily.

... you are a united supporter.

please don't talk about enjoying football ever again.

Yen · Dec 22, 2012

Do Liverpool play today?

Salazar · Dec 22, 2012

Kyoufu alt said:
Swansea shall be interesting. That defence will shit itself.

.

dc89 · Dec 22, 2012

Rekik is now the youngest ever foreign player to start a PL game. #future

Wilbur · Dec 22, 2012

bud said:
... you are a united supporter.

please don't talk about enjoying football ever again.

But being top of the league IS enjoyable!

pulga · Dec 22, 2012

Zabojnik said:
Dat superkeeper syndrome when playing against Juve.

Let me know if you manage to get the tickets! Also, go visit the brand new J Museum. It's probably part of the Stadium Tour anyway.

Ugh, I hope so. Will there be black market scum reselling tickets?

I'm not liking the "error" I pmed you.

The_Hitcher89 · Dec 22, 2012

Yenrot said:
Do Liverpool play today?

5:30pm, ESPN

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