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Football Thread |OT14| Only Wilbury's belly is smoother than BAAAYEEERNs season

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Wilbur

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Korez said:
Glory glory PSG
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odd_morsel said:
But the thing is, Barça have been beating teams all season who haven't managed to best their style.
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I'm not saying every team has, because its understandable that even teams that try to their best ability have had millions less spent on them and don't have as good natural talents. But the strong teams they have come up against - so in the last year that's Milan, Chelsea and Madrid - have all had their number, and that'll rankle.
 
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Ushojax

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Wigan have been so awful. This is Sunday league defending. Static, lazy shite. Liverpool haven't broken a sweat.
 
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Keio

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Wilbury said:
I'm not saying every team has, because its understandable that even teams that try to their best ability have had millions less spent on them and don't have as good natural talents. But the strong teams they have come up against - so in the last year that's Milan, Chelsea and Madrid - have all had their number, and that'll rankle.
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Last season's Chelsea loss was different (and Celtic this year), that was a bunch of crazy blocks, crossbars and in the Chelsea game Cech on uber-form. But Milan and Real Madrid controlled Barcelona, it wasn't just a parked bus.

And that raises questions. How has BCN's strategy stagnated, what's the reason they have been held to so few shots despite possession (something Chelsea never achieved), where should they look for solutions? I think part is that Villa has been ostracized. Iniesta and Cesc get tangled. The natural roles have disappeared as they now switch positions even more during the match. Sure Spain has done similar, by I think less free form.
 
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bud

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uh... i'm pretty sure i have that issue where watching too much porn and jerking off too much can make it almost impossible to cum when with having sex an actual person with a real vagina that isn't my hand. it has happened to me twice now.

the ted talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU.

i've had spells where i've gone without porn for a few weeks, and i felt free.

but... just when i think i'm out, it pulls me back in.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Keio said:
Last season's Chelsea loss was different (and Celtic this year), that was a bunch of crazy blocks, crossbars and in the Chelsea game Cech on uber-form. But Milan and Real Madrid controlled Barcelona, it wasn't just a parked bus.

And that raises questions. How has BCN's strategy stagnated, what's the reason they have been held to so few shots despite possession (something Chelsea never achieved), where should they look for solutions? I think part is that Villa has been ostracized. Iniesta and Cesc get tangled. The natural roles have disappeared as they now switch positions even more during the match. Sure Spain has done similar, by I think less free form.
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What about Real Sociedad?
 
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GorillaJu

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bud said:
uh... i'm pretty sure i have that issue where watching too much porn and jerking off too much can make it almost impossible to cum when with having sex an actual person with a real vagina that isn't my hand. it has happened to me twice now.

the ted talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU.

i've had spells where i've gone without porn for a few weeks, and i felt free.

but... just when i think i'm out, it pulls me back in.
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haha. Welcome to the light side. :) came upon that talk and did some research and the effects have been positive.
 
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flyover

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Really like Allen's positioning this match. He's gotten in the mix pretty far forward, sometimes causing problems for Wigan, and other times trying to capitalize on their focus on Suarez.
 
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Broder Salsa

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Whoever is making the new thread use this link instead of photobucket

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It doesn't work in the OP currently because of Andres damn photobucket. :lol
 
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Salvadora

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bud said:
uh... i'm pretty sure i have that issue where watching too much porn and jerking off too much can make it almost impossible to cum when with having sex an actual person with a real vagina that isn't my hand. it has happened to me twice now.

the ted talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU.

i've had spells where i've gone without porn for a few weeks, and i felt free.

but... just when i think i'm out, it pulls me back in.
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I can speak from experience that this is true, it's happened to me as well. I'm on the internet a lot though and it's difficult not to..
 
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sohois

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Wigan won't be pulling off their miraculous end-of-season relegation avoidance on this evidence; Liverpool have been strolling through the game. Might as well just chuck on Suso and Coates, the game seems as good as done.
 
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Yen

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flyover said:
Really like Allen's positioning this match. He's gotten in the mix pretty far forward, sometimes causing problems for Wigan, and other times trying to capitalize on their focus on Suarez.
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Still a bit nervy in possession. Bring on Hendeity around the 60 minute mark
 
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Wilbur

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bud said:
uh... i'm pretty sure i have that issue where watching too much porn and jerking off too much can make it almost impossible to cum when with having sex an actual person with a real vagina that isn't my hand. it has happened to me twice now.

the ted talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU.

i've had spells where i've gone without porn for a few weeks, and i felt free.

but... just when i think i'm out, it pulls me back in.
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Why don't you try electrodes on nipples and like a dog simultaneously licking your taint

you cant let your sperm defeat you
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
bud said:
uh... i'm pretty sure i have that issue where watching too much porn and jerking off too much can make it almost impossible to cum when with having sex an actual person with a real vagina that isn't my hand. it has happened to me twice now.

the ted talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU.

i've had spells where i've gone without porn for a few weeks, and i felt free.

but... just when i think i'm out, it pulls me back in.
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The solution is easy, don't wear a condom.

Or wear a very light condom.
 
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LTWheels

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BBC's Live Update:

WORLD CUP LATEST
News just in, and the 2022 World Cup in Qatar could be switched from summer to winter if medical evidence shows that players could be harmed by the extreme heat in the Middle Eastern country.

Jerome Valcke, the general secretary of football's world governing body Fifa, said: "Maybe the FIFA Exco (Executive Committee) will say based on medical reports or whatever, 'We really have to look at playing the World Cup not in summer but in winter'."

How on earth would that work?
 
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Wilbur

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sohois said:
Wigan won't be pulling off their miraculous end-of-season relegation avoidance on this evidence; Liverpool have been strolling through the game. Might as well just chuck on Suso and Coates, the game seems as good as done.
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Reading are the only team that I'm sure are going down. Would still put money on QPR, and then probably Villa. They have a tough run in.
 
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Salvadora

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LTWheels said:
BBC's Live Update:

WORLD CUP LATEST
News just in, and the 2022 World Cup in Qatar could be switched from summer to winter if medical evidence shows that players could be harmed by the extreme heat in the Middle Eastern country.

Jerome Valcke, the general secretary of football's world governing body Fifa, said: "Maybe the FIFA Exco (Executive Committee) will say based on medical reports or whatever, 'We really have to look at playing the World Cup not in summer but in winter'."

How on earth would that work?
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This is shaping up to be a disaster.
 
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The_Hitcher89

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Allen hasn't done anything massively wrong, but everything he's giving us is stuff that Henderson also gives us, only with a greater quality and intensity. He's also better with one-twos, so should strike up a decent relationship with Coutz

@Salva, it already is one
 
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