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[PowderedToast]

oh man, borini has no luck

 

[arkon]

. Are Zavvi shit? Says 3-5 working days.

I don't order from them if I want things quickly. Only if something is dirt cheap and I can wait for it.

 

[Randdalf]

I presume there won't be a MOTD dedicated to this one game, how would one watch the highlights?

 

[Arnie]

That scream was harrowing.

 

[ATF487]

Poor Borini

 

[Kyoufu]

Any confidence these Swansea players had has just been flushed down the toilet.

Good job Laudrup. Hope Bradford win.

Sub Suarez back on

:lol

 

[confuziz]

. Are Zavvi shit? Says 3-5 working days.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

. Are Zavvi shit? Says 3-5 working days.

My first Dark Souls was lost in the post, second took 2 weeks to arrive

edit: The Kaz-laugh about covers it

 

[LTWheels]

Thank god it was Borini and not Suarez.

 

[Freewheelin']

Anyone seen Event Horizon?

If so, any good?

 

[Tc91]

:lol fuck, that gif. I'm in no rush anyway I'll keep playing Ni No Kuni.

 

[GorillaJu]

Such bad luck for Borini Poor guy.

 

[arkon]

I presume there won't be a MOTD dedicated to this one game, how would one watch the highlights?

TVguide.co.uk says there's a shortened MOTD2 on tonight. 11.05pm-11.35pm

 

[Fry]

How many months off for a dislocated shoulder?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Suarez should get me 30 points for this

2 for minutes
3 bonus for MotM
6 for 2 assists
4 for goal
2x for captaincy

@Fry, could be anything from 2 days to 2 months

 

[Vivalaraza]

How many months off for a dislocated shoulder?

I think it depends if there are any tears in the tissue but it's at least 2 months. I think.

 

[Hixx]

Need 1 more goal in the Wigan game to turn my semi into a palm penetrator

 

[Fry]

I think it depends if there are any tears in the tissue but it's at least 2 months. I think.

What an unlucky career at Liverpool so far...

 

[ShogunX]

Thank god it was Borini and not Suarez.

Suarez would no doubt sulk that he had to go off and probably attack/bite his own shoulder.

 

[Randdalf]

Suarez should get me 30 points for this

2 for minutes
3 bonus for MotM
6 for 2 assists
4 for goal
2x for captaincy

@Fry, could be anything from 2 days to 2 months

-1 for yellow card

 

[GorillaJu]

How many months off for a dislocated shoulder?

Depends on the severity. It's extremely painful but can take anywhere from a few days to a couple months to recover from completely.

 

[Bo-Locks]

Did Peter Reid just say, "Squoze"? lol. Maybe he's a Pilkington fan.

 

[arkon]

Need 1 more goal in the Wigan game to turn my semi into a palm penetrator

There's no way the scores stay the same. Wigan look like they can waltz through the defence at any time.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

-1 for yellow card

When was he booked?

 

[Garjon]

Anyone seen Event Horizon?

If so, any good?

The one with Sam Neill? It's really good IMO

 

[arkon]

When was he booked?

There's an automatic yellow for any game Suarez plays in.

 

[Randdalf]

When was he booked?

Probably the last game.

 

[Hixx]

There's no way the scores stay the same. Wigan look like they can waltz through the defence at any time.

I hope you are right but I can just see this fizzling out.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Probably the last game.

Oh, I just meant this game



"MOTD's Michael Owen at AnfieldLiverpool 4-0 Swansea

On Philippe Coutinho: "His challenge for the next few years will be to make sure he doesn't drift in and out of games and has an impact over the full 90 minutes. You don't normally associate work rate with players from South America so that will help him endear himself to the Liverpool fans."


Owen doesn't know the difference between Brazil and the continent of South America

 

[GorillaJu]

Fry we need the Enrique goal gif'd.

 

[arkon]

I hope you are right but I can just see this fizzling out.

Believe in Huddersfield. We will ship a few more goals.

If we don't I'll eat my

Spoiler

spotted

dick

Spoiler

pudding

 

[Arnie]

Fry we need the Enrique goal gif'd.

Yes, yes we do.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Edited.

Oh. That's not all of it, nvm.

 

[Meier]

. Are Zavvi shit? Says 3-5 working days.

I bought some stuff from their sister site, TheHut, and it arrived np even in the US.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Pun of the day: Feels Guz, man

 

[Hixx]

Viva that gif gave me a headache it was so bad

 

[GorillaJu]

Pun of the day: Feels Guz, man

Terrible. I like it.

 

[arkon]

Some pressure high up the pitch leads to a decent chance. Why didn't you do this earlier you knobs?

 

[Fry]

Fry we need the Enrique goal gif'd.

Relax, my man. They're all coming.

 

[Korez]

ANTI JUVE

Top of the league. #Unfazed.

Mazzarri like Fergie

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Terrible. I like it.

Puns should be bad. Nobody likes a good pun

And in case anyone wants me to stop, tough shit. I will do one every day until the season ends. So I should have stopped on Thursday





If Swansea weren't weakened, that Enrique goal would honestly be considered a goal of the season contender. Pretty much undefendable from a tactical standpoint, the only thing that can stop it is a piece of exceptional leggy tackling, or a foul, which is all you can ask for from team-goals

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hmm, now to reorganise my FPL team.

Suarez, Gerrard and Michu all not playing next week. Gahhh.

 

[FootballFan]

I love you Joevinco. *facepalm*

lol.

Almost as bad as this:

 

[Tc91]

I bought some stuff from their sister site, TheHut, and it arrived np even in the US.

Cool cool, like I said no rush really still got Ni No Kuni and a lot of other stuff to play in my backlog.

Now time for some Alan Wake.

 

[K1LLER7]

United are apparently interested in Son Heung-Min, who plays at Hamburg. Anyone know if he's any good?

 

[arkon]

At least I got one thing right from yesterday. I said Napoli would shit their pants. LOL

 

[Arnie]

United are apparently interested in Son Heung-Min, who plays at Hamburg. Anyone know if he's any good?

He's good. We were linked with him before January.

 

[GorillaJu]

Hmm, now to reorganise my FPL team.

Suarez, Gerrard and Michu all not playing next week. Gahhh.

I managed 11 players, depends on if Demel plays or not though.

--

Stevie top passer with 72 @ 92%, won possession most for LFC (9 times) and created 4 chances (bested by Suarez's 8). Great performance from the captain.

 

[Yen]

United are apparently interested in Son Heung-Min, who plays at Hamburg. Anyone know if he's any good?

Would be pretty similar to J. Heranandez.

 

[Meier]

United are apparently interested in Son Heung-Min, who plays at Hamburg. Anyone know if he's any good?

Dude is the real fucking deal. Amazed he hasn't moved on a big money transfer yet. I hope United don't get him.

Rough week for me in fantasy. 3 guys didn't start/play and then 2 subs didn't play. At least Puncheon will come on and get me some points.